03. Mar, 2016 
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believe it or not, in my adolescents, I used to be even angrier about really dumb stuff
and I REALLY thought my music tastes were so super cool!
yes, I was once a journalist for my high school’s paper – The Tide, and the English language was never the same. Â you’re welcome
01. Mar, 2016 0 Comments
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wait, what about when you said ‘and I don’t like Star Wars‘???
16. Feb, 2016 10 Comments
Robin Thicke’s parents are Alan Thicke and Gloria Loring, and they (with Al Burton) wrote and sang the theme songs to ‘Facts of Life‘ and ‘Diff’rent Strokes‘!!!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oK6xCaN4YpY
those two were so rockin’
Alan composed other themes – like one for ‘Wheel of Fortune‘, ‘Joker’s Wild‘, ‘Celebrity Sweepstakes‘ and for something called ‘The Wizard Of Odds‘. Â dude is a wizard 4 sho
anywho, Loring was on some Hallmark channel talk show called ‘Home & Family’ to celebrate Mrs Garrett/Charlotte Rae turning 90 this year!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Â AND THE WHOLE LOVE FEST WAS THE MOST TOUCHING 2 HOURS I’VE SPENT IN AWHILE (that didn’t include touching my wife or myself) Â
look at who swung by and skyped to say hello & we love you Mrs G!!!!
Tootie! Willis! Blair!!!!!!!!!!!!
purple haired-Cohn!!
Molly, pretty in black!!!
Jo via skype!!!!!
Blair’s cousin Geri!!!!!!!
GEORGE!!!!!!!!!!!!
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it was the first time Gloria met the cast!!!!!!!!
https://www.instagram.com/p/BBtCWFVueVX/
Mrs G has seen it all – the invention of TV, man walking on the moon, the rise of Alan Thicke’s theme song writing skills, and selfies (sorta)
01. Feb, 2016 1 Comment
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In my family, I’m the vulture of culture, and usually dictate which movies and concerts we go to.  My wife excels at other things – like being beautiful and being an amazing cook, and even being funnier than I.  So it came with great shock and awe shucks that she turned me onto an incredible singer/songwriter that I never had the pleasure of hearing of, and hearing in general.  Ears, meet Raul Malo – a Cuban-American whose influences are wide-ranged, and whose voice is so grand and marvelous that it sends chills down my ears, to my spine and into my heart, where it hugs and tugs, and warms it song after song
We caught Mr Malo at the intimate City Winery, where all he brought was an acoustic guitar and that singular soul-shaking voice.  My oh myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!  It didn’t matter what he was singing, from his own solo catalog, to tunes from his band the Mavericks – it all ROCKED.  But where things really really REALLLY ROCKED were the covers her covered – doing justice and then some to the likes of Willie Nelson, Sinatra, Harry Nilsson, Roy Orbison and The Hollies.  I want to hear him cover every song ever!!!  EVER!!!!!!! Â
Sign me up for mas Malo, por favor!
19. Jan, 2016 0 Comments
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he was in Hitchock’s Rope – one of Hitch’s best movies!!!!
Céline Dion’s brother AND husband
Last Survivor of 1906 San Francisco Earthquake!!!
wrote first ep of Star Trek + 1/2 of Logan’s Run
he played a uke in Shallow Hal
Norman Mailer’s ex-wife who he stabbed!
the Williams in Williams-Sonoma
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so long everyone
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