India in March’s Loaded with some other NSFWer

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photos: David Letterman as an ’80s Bachelor

Adam West’s original Batman costume

thebestpictureontheinternet.com

1927 animated gif action!!!

The Lisa Simpson Book Club

Mario Karts, 9reals!!!

Panda Taints

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a different kind of back to the future!!!!

Annette Bening

Nicole Kidman

Jennifer Lawrence

Natalie Portman

Michelle Williams

breastestest of luck/lick ladies!!!!!!!!!!!!

Amy Adams

Helena Bonham Carter

Melissa Leo

Hailee Steinfeld

Jacki Weaver

breast of luck ladies!!!

no idea what Levi’s Chambray by Opening Ceremony is (that’s a lot of names for a product line, no?), but them clothes are mighty ugly (aint theys?), but we could care less, cause we are udderly mesmerized by the female model with them beyond luscious jackson lips sporting/selling em in them Levi’s ads (shot by Terry Richardson), that we often walk by in the Columbus Circle subway station.  if we buy the ugly clothes, does she come with them?  if so, can we come on them?? A-OHHHHH-SNAPPPP!!!!

her name be Anais Pouliot

and one day, this Non US Hottie‘s (she’s Canadian) name will be Anais Thighmistress

Vanishing On 7th Street
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Were you a teen (or mature child like weeself) of the 80s AND subscribed to HBO?  If so, you’ve probably seen Just One of The Guys and The Heavenly Kid 9328383922 times over, right????  Well how about the the post-apocalyptic-valley girl romp Night of The Comet [trailer]??????  We wacthed that 9328383922 times over too, and it was certainly of its place and time, and we’re sure if we saw it today it would be beyond awful/unwatchable, but still maintain some of its 80s charm.  Wellllllllllllllllllll, director Brad Anderson (Transsiberian and The Machinist) and writer Anthony Jaswinski‘s Vanishing On 7th Street barks up similar empty streets, but without the ‘gag me with a spoon’ attitude and fun, and it doesn’t need any years to pass to show some mold, cause this movie is awful/unwatchable TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sure, we were totes mcgotes with this movie for the first 15 minutes, when everyone instantly disappeared off the face of the earth, eggggcept for Hayden Christensen, Thandie Newton, John Leguizamo and lil Jacob Latimore, but when these survivors stop wandering round and meet one another at the only bar open in Detroit, on the titular street (duh), this thing turns into a achingly boring stage play that brings out the mos annoying qualities of each actor (Hayden – endless whining, Newton – a long, sad face longer and sadder than it needs to be, and Leguizamo – overly-overly-neurotic).  If only the unknown thing that’s making things vanish could have made the rest of the film vanish or like our eyes and ears vanish or like any other stupid vanish joke we could make that will help vanish this movie from our memory!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Just One of The Girls: so whatever became of Just One of The Guys girl Joyce Hyser? who knows (her most current pics are from 2001!), but we will never 5get her acting skills

Verdictgo: Slit Your Eyes Out Repoopulous

7th St opens Friday in NY only & elsehwere elsewhen & is already available on-demand, if you so demand it!

and until next thyme the balcony & the girl who dressed like a guy is clothed…