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+ Keeley, water, some bubbles, lotsa boobies, why aren’t you clicking this NSFW link right now?

Changing Times
aka Les Temps Qui Changent
A Sign of The Times? Yeah, A No Outlet Sign
Trailers

When one thinks of French actors and actresses, two frogs usually come to mind, for butter or worse: Gérard Depardieu and Catherine Deneuve. The two have starred in over 250 films and TV shows combined, and according to IMDB’s thumcredible joint venture feature, together in 11 of em. So when they do get together, one would expect something special. Unfortunately, I’ve never viddied one of these magical screen pairings before, such as Truffaut’s The Last Metro, so Changing Times marks the breaking of my Gérard Deneuve cherry. And after taking in this ho-hum story of a desperate Frenchman desperately trying to desperately rekindle his desperate love with an old flame who aint all that desperate to return the favor, all set in the beautiful shores of Tangiers, I kinda want my cherry back. Not to say that it’s a total waste, but anyone under 40 will most likely see this as a good eggscuse to take a snooze for 90 minutes… or who desperately want to watch Desperately Seeking Susan

Recommended for those who like: Ibn Batouta International Airport, two characters named Saïd, and McDonalds’ hijabs

Possible Porno Name: Banging LeAnn Rimes

Unsatisfied with this? Netflix Kieslowski’s Trzy Kolory: Bialy/Three Colors: White [Trailer]

Apt MPupil3: ‘(Gérard Depardieu) Do Do, De Da Da Da’ by The Police [d]

Celebrity Nudie Archive: Lubna Azabal, who played the righteous gal in Paradise Now, apparently aint too camera shy [NSFW] But then again, what European aint? Certainly aint Ms Deneuve [NSFW]

John Grisham’s Jizzum (aka Verdict): Un Certain Mérite Mais Aucuns Insignes Puants/Sum Merit But No Stinkin Badges

until next time the balcony is clothed…

Mr Do’s

mourn the peace the fork outting of OG member and namer of Pink Floyd…

finger out who the fork this is…

for once ogle something else on Stacey Dash‘s self besides her (antonio) piercing eyes, lby way of her her Playboy spread [NSFW]

somehow take all the credit for ‘rapper'(?) Lily Allen hittin #1 on the UK Charts

celebrate The Onion‘s 10th

visit DC’s refurbbed/refabbed Donald W. Reynolds Center for American Art and Portraiture. I spent 2.5 mesmerizing hours in there, and still didn’t even get thru 1/2 o del collection! Muss c outta the bunch: Nam June Paik’s Electronic Superhighway: Continental US

hit up Charleston, SC on July 28 for Nancy O’Dell Bobblehead Night

discover the evolution of GBark’s ‘Crazy’ [Brooks Robinson] + the mash-up with ‘Steady as She Goes’ & ‘Rapper’s Delight’

stay away from summer’s big budget fiascos, and hit up the thumcredible Once In A Lifetime doc

somehow fly back during Lolla to see Body Count at NY’s Knitting Factory

ignore their stoopid drink ticket policy and the fact that the only sold 2 kinds of beer, one of them being Corona, and hit up Billyburg’s wurstest monikered outdoor house of fun, 718 B-Klyn Diner. Hownever, there is no guarantee that you will see Susan Sarandon rock out w/o Robbins as I did

Kube’s 2001, in 2001 seconds

fap to 60 years of Lois Lame

read Dan Steinberg and Desmond Bieler’s Starting Lineup article every Monday

hope Beckett heeds the werd of the Baseball Card Blog and raises the value of Topps’ 1987 set, the series I cut my collectin’ teeth on

get yer Streets re-mix & b-side galore d-lode on

find that NSFW pool party starring Rachel Leigh Cook [Step Aerobics]

watch my homegirl Kruisespanko and her mustachioed friend win dough on Cash Cab [watch]

Page Threeley [NSFW]

bookmark bebopics for all yer Potter kid candids. Juss beware of Angelica Mandy‘s eyes. They have more power than Prince Charles

steal all 5 of the top 5 stolen paintings

admire fotos by Myla I, II, III, without the use of mylar ballons [NSFW]

judge a band by its cover

enjoy really stretched snaps of Eleanor Rigby’s super-cutie gran-da Emma

Dinner In The Sky

learn how to blow perfect underwater bubble rings

Bacon Cereal

anal fist a tailpipe with numerous vegetables and other sundries

and never stop posting Zidane headbutt ani gifs (or games that are more bonk than Bonk’s Adventure)

(bi they gay, we’re are currently eggepting applications and BJs for anyone who wants to make animated gifs of the gawds like those for our thighs only. 501k, dental plan, anal plan, 365^1/4 days of vacation, EEE, ELO, EZ-E. irish need not apply.)

Mr Dont’s

listen to a limony snippet of the Killers’ new song snooze ‘When You Were Young’ [d-lode], from their new album that drops in Rocktober. Sounds like the boys have stopped ripping off every New Wave band and started to rip off themselves. Zzzzzzzzzz. Somebody wake me up when they’ve gone they way of the Strokes. The who? Eggzzzactly

watch season 4 of the The OC, cause FOX is so behind it!

wonder why the Oscars always go to the wrong people/movies

be like Florrie, the OG Jerri Blank [Pubesbower]

spend a night in Nicky’s Hilton

use the internets in Kazakhstan

buy a tent and camp out until next year for Tim Blake Nelson’s latest joint to open, starring Kate Hooraysworth & Orlando Boo

watch reruns of Roseanne, despite the fact that ‘Corn’ (the vegetable) is shown or mentioned in every episode [imdb vis Menyinc]

d-lode Gene Rayburn wallpapers

push the ‘push to walk’ button

read AA comic strips

hire Clithero as your moving co

drive drunk & masturbate after a T-Wolves game [SFW watch]

and buy these phallic ice cream cones for yer Asian daughters [WTFOMGZ, DUHVS]

Limpledon aint all Keeley and cream…

THE Transformer movie teaser trailer? Hopefully they’ll pull a Bryan Singer and use unused audio clips of Orson Welles from the 1986 feature, or at least from the outtakes from those infamous frozen pea commerishes [a muss click]

Our sweetheart/tits CityRag turns 2. Rumored to be dating the 50 year-old Interstate Highway System

Lily Allen has found a US home for her s’wonderful music. Sadly, it’s not on Thighs Wide Records, or our subsidiary, Ramblin’ Entertainment

What’s more eggciting than watching soccer goals? Reading descriptions of them

Keane wants to play your college, even yours Olivet Nazarene University

Damon Albarn has more side projects than Wendy’s has side salads

The Vegan & Co interview Zach Condon & Jason of blogosphere hot shit Beirut

Hey Rachael Ray, I gotta great way you can spend $40 a day: hire Gheorghe Muresan for a private basketball lesson! [Guns n Rosenthal]

Little Miss Sunshine screenings galore!

I know you wanted to see more lovely snaps of Оксана Акиньшина, so heЯe you go!

If Mr Catalano and the Peach Pit’s Joe E had a love child, would he really play for the Tigers? [Joe E Tan Thomas]

Thighs Wide Shut? [NSFW]

Sorry my Slovenian friend, but you won’t find a “how to guide” for WD-40 masturbate here

Basshunter – Boten Anna [Gage Against The Machine]

and Mexican Midgets Dancing