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Phrom Pair Amount Pitchers…

in honor of the bestness/wurstness of the unseen Lorenzo Lamas/Deborah Gibson starring Mega Shark Vs. Giant Octopus joint (from the ‘movie’ ‘studio’ that brought you Sunday School Musical, Transmorphers and The Day The Earth Stopped)…

Tiffany vs Debbie Gibson

[NSFW]

and speaking of unseen bestness/wurstness from another reputable ‘movie’ ‘studio’, may we (re)introduce you to…

 

Mr T
AND
Corbin Bernsen


in
Cloud Ten‘s

JUDGMENT!!!!!
(watch the trailer or else!)

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Charlotte Allthetimes

remember that über fine like box wine chick who helped Eddie Murphy make The Golden Child even more golden than eating Golden Grahams On Golden Pond? she was also the star of several other movies that we’re more awful than poop flavored falafels, but at least a lot were NSFW, the mos flamous being the that NSFW vampire flick where she feelz up Alyssa Milano’s bags o’ fun

well guess what, she has a name, Charlotte Lewis (no, not that fugly nose bleeding carrot crotch from Lost), and reports across the interwebs claim that she has banged Roman Polasnki, Mickey Rourke, Mikhail Baryshnikov, Eric Clapton and Charlie Sheen. besides our wet dreams, she hasn’t had a credited role since 2003, in something called Hey DJ, which has a poster that’s so poop flavored falafeltastic that it would instantly send anyone into permanent retirement. where hath you gones Charlotte sometimes? are you hanging out at some 80s hotties recluse bungalow in Argentina, with Ami Dolenz, Deborah Foreman, Lucy Deakins and Floyd’s dirty woman? if so, could you let us know where it is so we can teleport there AwarrenSAPP and be your slave and you can be our thigh… MASTER (and commander)!!

hear lies her 1993 nova spread from Playboy


[H-Rag Forum]

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The Best Part of Waking Up Is Bolger’s In Your Cusp

haves yous beens keeping up with The Tudors, and their franztastic third season? probably not, cause you either don’t have Showtime (understandable), hate history (what, are you more into math shows like Numb3r5?), loathe watching nekkid women be nekkid (which makes no sense since everyone loves nekkid chicks, including gay dudes and straight chicks and even eunuchs!), or perhaps you juss can’t deal with the high turnover on characters, since most of em end up headless, thanks to Henry The VIII (we feel you, even though we’re not physically feeling you, although we’d love to physically feel the dearly departed Anne Boleyn [NSFW])

well, poop on you if haven’t been keeping up, cause The Tudors be like watching a yumcredible movie that keeps unspooling delights week after week (did we mention the nekkid chicks?). one of the major reasons why this season has continued to rock the yum is the usage of the King’s first and mostly forgotten daughter Mary, who is now a bit more growns up. having her as a familiar face in the kingdom’s court/show is almos more bestness than the nekkid chicks being nekkid [NSFW], even though she keeps her robes on! and why? cause she’s played to innocent perfection by Sarah Bolger, whom you may remember as the eldest daughter from the mos eggsalad tearjerker In America, which costarred her sister Emma. good to know that Bolger’s the real deal and will probably have a solid career in the decades to come. she’ll next be seen in Roy Scheider‘s final movie, Iron Cross, as well as in our dreams, with the Tudors main theme song [d] playing in the background. look, we know she’s no Ashlynn Brooke [NSFW], but she’s mos def a cutie pie mcgee, in that Irish/Scottish/Welsh/British/United Kingdom we don’t get sunlight kinda way. to sum it up, The Tudors totally rox it, so does Sarah Bolger, and if she’s ever having lunch, we’d love to be her ploughman

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