Thighs Wide Shut

it aint no Col Mustard

but meth-less Andre Aggasi (planned ages before his revelation)

was still game, set, snatch!

nice to see that Ron Weasley has good taste, but Tony Kornheiser’s Childress costume takes the prize

Halloween sluts 2009, NY edition

Andy Rooney and wees share a lot of hate, hispecially for that shoe bomber dude who ruined everything

told you Clay Zavada would win ‘stache of the year by a hair

smelly armpits > Bumpits

&

Jamie Graham is making us cracker [NSFW]

the 12 inch Indiana Jones & refrigerator toy

features include:

§ 12-inch Pro male body Ver 1.0 with 30+ points of articulation
that’s what she said

§ Authentic likeness of Harrison Ford as Indiana Jones
many people said the same about Harrison’s performance in the movie

§ Hat
√ (check)

§ Shirt
would be a bigger seller with the ladies if he didn’t have this

§ Pants
see ‘Shirt’

§ Belt
useful for any whipping situation when a whip is not available

§ Faux-Leather Jacket
Dr Jones can’t afford the real thing

§ Boots
for knocking

§ Revolver
what, no love for Rubber Soul?

§ Detailed belt with holster
wonder if it holds fries?

§ Coiled bullwhip with tie
for her pleasure

§ Articulated bullwhip
for his pleasure?

§ Satchel
he carries a piece of Mr Paige wherever he goes

§ Nazca Dagger
for cutting up the Nazca lines

§ Orellana mask
not to be confused with Mamet’s Oleanna

§ Crystal skull
duh

§ Two sets of interchangeable gloved hands
insert fisting double entendre here [NSFW]

§ Two sets of interchangeable bare hands
for Hands Across America recreations

§ Display base with Indiana Jones logo
SF Fedora!!!!!!!!!!

§ Refrigerator made from polystone and metal
and whatever other materials can help one survive an atom bomb attack

well, what are you waiting for?

India Reynolds, still our mos flavorite combination of a country and maker of aluminum foil

Nuts‘ 2010 topless calendar that will make both of yer heads explode [NSFW]

Nuts‘ 100 Big Boobed Babes that we wish we had 200 hands for [NSFW]

wil jullie graag een kijkje laten nemen in haar wereld! which roughly translates to really sh%tty quality video of India stripping that’s decent enuff for you to JO to [NSFW]

British East India Humpany [NSFW]

Fail to The Redskins shirt we wants [NSFDanSnyder via Poon]

wees taking off tonight for another round of some hot arsed midwestern ranch farts, so have a killah weak-end kidz and see you on the sideflip

in the not so immortal words of C-3PO, here we go again!!

oh dear lord, carrots and peas deliver us from to Eva’s beautiful bountiful bosom buddies (round II) [NSFW]

+ Susan Sarandon’s Celebrity Movie Archive [NSFW]

attention tick and swisted Thighlandians: no longer will you have to use this NSFW kiddie porn Mapplethrope photo of Eva Amurri as JO and HJ matz cause Susan Sarandon’s lil daughter has NSFW done us one butter, with her strip tease yesplease on Californication!!!!!

which instantly tops any toplessness her mum has displayed in the past, including, butt not limited to the lemon drops in Atlantic City [SFW]

+ Don Draper’s neighbor playthang Abigail Spencer in Faux NSFW

– sorry kids, but there aint pics to share from our weekend in NC. it was more of a visiting friends and their kids and eatin fried chicken on a biscuit and sippin on Cheerwine and Redskins rape our hearts thrice again type-o weekend than a seeing sights and other worldly delights one. feel free to peruse and reuse our past recent trips to the har teel state