I aint no Trekkie, but this might go down as one of the mos on-pointestist casting calls of balls thyme

Falkor’s Sister lesbian dancing on the set of the t.A.T.u. flick and a big fan of fruit-roll up dresses

The 2nd Ave Deli hated old people, and apparently still hates the idea of being open for bidness

Warhol vs Bansky

who wouldn’t want to go Downes on Katie? [NSFW]

André Gower digs up sum mo Monster Squad deleted scenes that didn’t make it onto the recent DVD set

speaking on DVDs, why the hell was I not alerted about the Voyagers! box set? Don’t know what I’m talkin about? It’s a show like Quantum Leap, cept less lame and less Bakulariffic. Breast In Peace Jon-Erik Hexum!!

to hell with the Alamo, cause you should never forget when Bea Arthur & Star Wars joined forces for the first and last thyme

finestestest way to waste 13 minutes: Google Image search the TWS dot WHOREg

is it football season yet? for this Redskins fan, he never has to ask such a question [Roachclip]

If I could captain one boat, it would be De Pannenkoekenboot (for you idjiots who can’t finger it out tis a Pancake Boat!!) [Ad Mich]

Rygar glitches

it’s no Red Sauce on Pasta, but it’ll do

[Wrestle wit Jimmy, which is kinda NSFW]

and if for those still knot in the knows, The Flight of the Conchords are truly the kneessszz beeszzz. While Tenacious D are kinda funny, these Kiwis are kinda the fourth bestest comedic musical group mt EVERest, behind Weird Al, Spinal Tap and the unintentionally hilariousnessness of Rockapella. Anywho, in anticipation of a full album due out on Sub Pop in the ’08, a small lil 6 song EP was released today called The Distant Future. It includes studio versions of ‘Business Time‘, ‘If You’re Into It‘ & ‘Not Crying‘ + live rendishes of ‘The Most Beautiful Girl in the Room‘ & ‘Robots‘. A muss have for any Conchords fan (I hear Mel camped out for 8 months), cause even without the videos, the songs shine on their own when you juss focus on the music

Heath, your denim jacket hugging has really gotten outta hand

[SuperZeroSnipe]

and you have to stop gettin yer make-up tips
from that lady from Airplane!

the reviews are in and the people are loving Michael Moore’s Fahrenheit 9/12

finally, a reason to get eggcited about mooovies again: the Coen Bros‘ return from poopstainville, No Country for Old Men, starring the bestest Bardem going!

Cuaron, Del Toro & Inarritu, some say finestestist three amigos since Dusty Bottoms, Lucky Day & Ned Nederlander Donald Duck, Jose Carioca & Panchito [mp3 fun]

and never forget the glory that was ’05’s fest

Virgin America Airlines, cleared to have its hymen broken!

Michel Gondry, Intel Spotlight of his Sunshiney Mind

What kinda guy can get Lily Allen? Guys with big…

The Chemical Bros? They Do It Again!

Courtney Hate

File under Ferget It: When Fergie Met Fergie

if you’ve been living in a cave with Cole Slawma Bin Laden like me, you’ve also probably never seen the Indian ‘Thriller’

RiffTrax, long awaited commentaries for all those movies that Mystery Science Theater couldn’t afford to license [the Pak Man]

Star Wars, if talkies were never invented

Wii Dog

Corn Dog Cat

Betty, introducing the first safe color specially formulated for the hair down there

shop @ F#ck’s

and if you have a kid, love Halloween and have no shame, then you have to dress like this and your child, like so!

Conan drops by Lucasfilm in San Fran
& the results are outta this world

Is there a difference between Tracy Morgan & Tracy Jordan?

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remembering Nintendo Power mag’s debut… dude, Rygar was robbed in the player’s poll!!

Norman Chad’s describes a typical Pete Rose day… it takes one gambler to know another, and remember kids, you gots to know when to hold them, know when to fold themm, know when to walk away and yes, know when to run

Angela & Pam, off-screen BFFs… who doesn’t love when women touch bras and panties AND things?!

The 50 Greatest Local TV Commercials (That I Could Find on YouTube)… I know tits bona fide cause look what came in at #50!

Eat at Azamat’s… is it any good? and does one have to watch out for hairs in their sangwiches?

Top 10 Other Things that Han Shot that Didn’t Shoot at Him First & The Greedo Assassination Conspiracy Page… wonder if Greedo shot JR and Agt Cooper? And wonder which one of yous is gonna buy me this HOTT arsed shirt?

Nice (Wine) Rack!… that’s what I said!

yes, spanks for not askin, but we still do love our current Royal Thighness, Ms Watling…

Princess Leia Organa Solo

Enslaved Dancer Oola

Handmaiden Dormé

Commander Mon Mothma

Duke Teta’s Bizatch Koyi Mateil

Bounty Hunter Zam Wesell

Queen Padmé Amadala Skywalker

Waitress Hermione Bagwa

Officer Toryn Farr

Aunt Beru Lars née Whitesun

Handmaiden Moteé

Senator Bana Breemu

Mother Love Bone Shmi Skywalker-Lars

Jedi Aayla Secura

Handmaiden Sabé

Six-Breasted Dancer Yarna D’al Gargan

Food Peddler Jira

Senator Ister Paddie

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[more NSFW Star Whores]