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Morley Safer

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Ian Phlegming

10. Nov, 2015 0 Comments

Spectre
Bland, James Bland
Official WebsiteÂ | Trailers & Mo
PG-13Â | 148Â min

spectre

I’m digging the origin digging going on in theseÂ Daniel CraigÂ James Bond flicks. Â Sadly, I’m not fully digging on all of the films. Â With the 4 Craig flicks – it’s been GREAT! (Casino Royale), then BLAH! (Quantum of Whatever), then HECK YEAH! (Skyfall), and now – with Spectre – it’s like ZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

A total snoozefest!!!!!!!!!!

All I remember is like Bond driving a car in Rome or something, and seducingÂ Monica BellucciÂ in all of 5 seconds and then she’s gone from the movie, and thenÂ BondÂ goes to some snowy place, and then he goes to another snowy place and then like wants to helpÂ LÃ©a SeydouxÂ cause she’s hot, and then they have to go to Tangiers or something and then there’s a mouse, and a hidden room, and then they go to the desert and cross paths withÂ Christoph WaltzÂ as aÂ nehru jacketed doctor of evilÂ [spoiler alert]

Christoph Waltz nehru jacket

and then? Â I dunno – some kinda conclusion that’s not conclusive, or interesting

I like the rebooting of the Bond character – but it’s time to hit the reboot button again. Â Maybe they should tryÂ to go ultra-cheesy and do a throwback to the Roger Moore days. Â Why not even do a Bond period piece? Â Or Bond as a ninja?? Â Everyone loves ninjas. Â Or Bond orbiting Uranus????

Verdictgo: Sum Merit But No Stinkin Badger

SpectreÂ is not so spectre-tacular at a theater near jews

and until next thyme the balcony is clothed…