Wedding Your Pants
28. Nov, 2011 
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The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 1
Can’t Spell ‘Saga’ Without ‘Sag’
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PG-13 | 117 min
More like making yawns!!!! It’s true. We get like an hour of wedding bliss bleeeech and a stoopid south of the equator funnymoon and then the rest is watching Bella LaGrossy replay the cross-species pregnancy and birthing that was done munch betterer and scarierier in V: The Final Battle.  Oh, you also get 5ever bitter herb Jacob wolfing out again, and complaining again, and Benedict Arnolding, and boring, and more boring
moral of the story: think there was like 5 minutes of good stuff and like 112 of like boring. Â women will think the opposite, and that’s fine, cause they need all the shitty girly films that they can get their beautiful hands on
Painted Boobs: even our mom thinks Ashley Greene is a hotttttttttie
Verdictgo: Zero To No Merit AND No Stinkin Badges (it wasn’t entirely unwatchable, see ‘painted boobs’ above, even if no boobs in Yawn were actually painted)
Breaking Yawn does what it sez what it does currently in a theater near jews
and until next thyme the balcony is clothed…
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