The Austro-Hung Aryan Malarkey
13. Jul, 2009 
0 Comments
Brüno
NutRageous
Trailers & Mo | Official Website
Were you a fan of HBO’s Da Ali G Show? If no, stop reading this and get your f%cking act together, cause outside of the British Office, there hadn’t been comedy that refreshing since the salad days of ZAZ. If yer answer is the correct one, yes, then you already know that Sacha Baron Cohen‘s Brüno character was secretly the mos delicious and high-larious outta the three of them, and if that’s yer mode of thinking, yer not only a berry wise person, but you’ll immensely enjoy this big screen adventure of Austria’s queen of nicht, nichts. In retrospect, Borat the movie is genius to the creme dementhe degree, but when we first saw it, it did fall a bit short of our expectations, as it didn’t quite deliver as golden as it did on the TV show. Well Brüno not only comes thru with flying rainbow colors, but hactually sirpasses the small screen’s frantic antics and then sum. Everything is bigger, moist importantly the laffs and the dildos, and whether yer revolted or crying from him giving a BJ to a ghost, it’s kinda hard to not have a wide smile from start to finish (c’mon gay people, stop being so offended at stuff that’s intentionally offensive, but not mean spirited. even we jews larfed insanely at his use of ‘Auschwitz’ as the German word for ‘ass’). If you think otherwise, then peas go ahead and try yer hand at something a bit more plebeian and mind-dumbing like any comedy starring Will Ferrell or one that hails from the camp (or supposed camp) of Apatown (anyone else think Funny People looks unfunny and unpeople?). Why so serious? Grow a pair and let Brüno tickle them
Eurotrash Can Do: rawk out to ‘Crank It Up’ by Scooter [d], which served as the theme song to Funkyzeit mit Brüno
Verdictgo: Breast/Penis In Show
Brüno is currently slaying at a theater near jews
and until next thyme the balcony is clothed…
