Baffin Fappin Bay

Say what you will about Michael Bay’s films, but spray all over yerself at will when you fap to these beauties that have appeared in his films & music videos

Transformers’

Megan Fox

Rachael Taylor

The Island’s

Scarlett Johansson

Siobhan Flynn

Bad Boys II’s

Gabrielle Union

Renee Reilly

Denise Quiñones

Cash Casia

Pearl Harbor’s

Kate Beckinsale

Jaime King

Jennifer Garner

Sara Rue

Armageddon’s

Liv Tyler

Shawnee Smith

Grace Zabriskie

the Aerosmith bitties who be makin us
Falling in Love (Is Hard on the Knees)‘ vid

The Rock’s

Vanessa Marcil

Sean Connery

Bad Boys’s

Téa Leoni

Marg Helgenberger

Lisa Boyle

the busts in the
Who shot Alexander Hamilton?
Got Milk? ad
the beauty to Meat Loaf’s beast
that would make him
Do Anything for Love (but I Won’t Do That)

One Wilson and A Phillips
But No Carnie
who would make my penis cry
in the vid for
You Won’t See Me Cry

the girl Winger
Can’t Get Enuff‘ of

Great White’s groupie sluts
that always
Call It Rock n’ Roll

all da girls that
Young MC be sayin
That’s the Way Love Goes‘ to

da Divinyls’ Christina Amphlett
who’s bazoongas
make me want to
Touch Myself

the girl
who Vanilla Ice sez
I Love You‘ to

Playboy Video Centerfold’s
Kerri Kendall

&

Richard Marx’ ‘Angelia
who may actually have less hair than Mr Marxie


fappinspiration by Time Werespanko aka Tom Wellington the III

& after ye dunn fappin, go see Transformers, even if it’s yer 2nd thyme!!!

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