She's No PeabsBut I'd Still Suck Her Dick
Although we have no clue what Lily Allen‘s first ever gig sounded like last Thursday at Yo Yo, we do know that brother Alfie was there, it led one man to sweat ‘like a rapist‘, and it looked a lil something like this (these snaps are from her DJ set that nite)…
[mo]
Rumor has it that her look was inspired by
MJ’s ‘Remember The Time’ video
And if it was homosapienly possibly, I’d snort her ill-a$$ed lines
like I was Bob Morton on a set of tees in Robocop:
I want to be able to eat spaghetti bolognese
And not feel bad about it for days and days and days
Several magazines they talk about weight loss
If I buy those jeans I can look like Kate Moss
from
‘Everything’s Just Fine’ [d]
Even you’d buy that for a dollar!