Candy Corn On The Ty Cobb Salad Shooter McGavin
12. May, 2005 
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• ‘Something’s wrong! Rachel, something’s wrong!!‘ exclaimed the retarded and pointlessly loud Rosie O’Donnell. No doubt, you talentless cow, cause how else do u explain the sale of Fubar version 2, the candy corn invasion of Thighs (for only a day), and the rumor that carnation pink is the new Oh Know They Didn’t! What’s next, Pope Eggs Benedict Arnold the MIXLIX declaring the stencil font the font of the devil?
• Although she did use to live the Kingdom of Thighs, I have no comment on her recent decent into disgustingville.
• Crackhead & Mrs King to wed at Glasto?
• Go ahead and download the entire Gorillaz’ Demon Days album, cause for once, this will be a disc actually worth buying in a store when it’s released. Why? Cause you know dem sleeves notes will be off the meat coat rack!! Anwyhozitz, shiz be dope, esp my new joint, ‘Dare’. [via Regnyouth via The Real Jonah]
• DC Comics unveils their new logo. The folks over at DIC Entertainment (home of Inspector Gadget) breathe a huge sigh of relief since they no longer hold the title of lamestest logo MT EVEREST! [via Alan J Pakula’s Godson]
• Is Charlotte Church a million dollar baby slut? I dunno, but wearing a do-rag at the beach aint anything I’d want my slut rockin.
• McNabb: Eagles can win without T.O.
• Thigh Master: My fantasy team can’t win without T.O.
• If I had the Bennies, I woulda paid 14 mil large for this Hopper.
• Danny DeVito, Keane fan #1.
• John Woo, Doves fan #12.
• Emir Kusturica, Cannes Film Festival jury president & director of a Maradona biopic starring none other than Maradona? I’m HIS #1 fan!
• First coffee-crazyness and now apple-nazyness?
• This weekend Wendy’s is giving away free Frostys. No coupon needed. No purchase necessary. Just come in and say “Free Frosty”. A “please” would be nice, but not required either. [via Double Vikes]
• And tisinit purty darn coincidental that a day after I outted Mena ‘Surfin’ Suvari as an alien from the Planet of the Five-heads she files for divorce from her 137-year-old hubby? She cites Shelly Long’s neglect of child Drew Barrymore as the reason for doing so. I hate illegal aliens. Especially ones who lie nakkid in tubs full of rose petals while the dude with the burned face from Pay It Forward beats off in the shower. That’s not a pretty picture, but neither is this…
Anyone for candy corn?
