Me Is The New Pink
06. Apr, 2005 
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• Damn you to HELL Trent, and all your pink parts too!! How dare you go over my helmet!! Although I am quite honored to join the likes of Tara Reid and Behrooz Araz on the splash page at PinkIsTheNewBlog.com
• Tit’s official: I’m no longer Coachella bound and gagged. Me juss sold my ticket. Blame my friends who like want to get married and shiz. But when you alls are out there, eat a churro and frozen chocolate covered banana at the same time in my honor. May the thighs be with you, my children.
• 007: Blueyes?
• Lohan NOT pumping up the volume? Grow up, Heather. Bulimia’s so ’87.
• Gorillaz to tour North America this summer. No more details than that, but plenty more info on the new disc here.
• Senator Jon Corzine, David Geffen, Viacom co-chief Tom Freston, Barry Diller, Tina Brown, Gwyneth Paltrow, AND Warren Beatty to team up for a Super Blizoog? This b’sphere is gettin too redonkelous. I may have to quit the game.
• Darren Aronofsky, the next Stanley Kubrick? Dunno, but it’s safe to assume his next ditty, The Fountain, will be off the meat rack! [via AICN]
• Is Ali G a rip-off?
• The govern-mint hearts Nirvana
• Double barrel peace the fork out Prince ‘I Boned Grace Kelly & U Didn’t’ Rainier AND Saul ‘Mellow’ Bellow.
• You know what, the American version of The Office isn’t as bad as I initially thought. Last night’s ep was purty darn funny. And although she’s no Dawn Tinsley, I think I’m in love with Pam Beesly. Btw, even Google still knows which Office is bestest…
• C’mon Archdukes, being influenced by Dylan & Bowie isn’t eggzactly original.
• New episodes of Six Feet Wonder begin airing June 6th, on it’s new night: Mondays!
• Peep the new Wonka TV spot.
• Somebody bought Ralphie’s house from A Christmas Story. [via Core-Vette]
• Justin, I have no idear where u find all yer fine hi-res photogs (like these of Katie Holmes & her smeared lipstick), but bless you a zillion times over. If you were a woman, I’d kiss you and give u 20 minutes of finger banging pleasure. In the meantime, I’ll make love to these Mandy MO ones!! Can you say HRT the IIIrd???? Or is that spot reserved for Camilla-Parker-Bros-Bowl-Cut?
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