The Edgar WinterOf Our Discontent
01. Mar, 2005 
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If it’s a Tuesday then that means Tr3nt has probably already beat me to the punch on any 24 commentary. Just as I was going to print today, I was going to piece together pictures of Edgar (the other other other fat guy from The Sopranos) and Marwan (The Mummy‘s mummy) and talk about how they should have a cage match ala Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome. But alas, I go and check out His Royal Pinkness’ mos fantabulous site and BAMMMM, he did my work for me. Phew, know I have a few more minutes to masturbate at my desk. Wait, did I just type that?
– You know who Jamie Foxx is. But how bout Jaimee Foxworth? She played lil Judy Winslow on Family Splatters. Well, I’m sad to report that she has more of a chance of receiving a golden shower, than a golden statuette. The NSFW proof can be found here. Next someone is going to tell me that Urkel dresses like a peter pansy… [via Jesus Mart via ONTD]
– Britney and Paris Hilton End Their Dog War! I wonder if all of Britney’s password reminder is ‘Bit Bit’? Hackolicious!
– Which trailer trash Actress celebrated her Oscar win with an Astro Burger?
– Five songs from Beck’s upcoming album release Guero will make their ‘world premiere’ during next Thursday’s O.C.. And hopefully Lindsay will get run over by bus full of nuns.
– What does a bloggah have to do to get Madness to tour our forests?
– For those who care (all 4 of us), Magnapop hit the road all this month. Anybody want to be my date to the Merc show? You have to pay for me.
– Be sure and watch the Academy Award winning Best Animated Short Ryan. It’s 93% Waking Life, 6% Lawnmower Man, 4% Kafka, and 2% butterscotch ripple. Gopher Broke didn’t stand a chance. [via MettleFilts]
– How many U.S. presidents were cheerleaders?
– How come I never heard of the umcredible word ‘breasticles’ until I read this article? Maybe cause it’s only been used 585+ times… according to Google.
– The first two CDs I ever bought were Vanilla Ice’s To The Extreme and the Fine Young Cannibals The Raw & The Remix. I no longer own either of them.
– Peabs, thanks to you I’ll never be able to eat a bowl of Honey Bunches of Oats® and not think about Mindy Cohn’s crotch of goodies.
– What do you think of the new Thighs Wide look? More pull down menus to come + other special posting sirprizes are in store for next Tuesday. What’s Tuesday? The day after Monday.
– And frynally, do you think NYDN scribe Corky Siemaszko is related to 80s tartthrob/3 O’Clock Higher, Casey Siemaszko? And when will Casey be called in to help out his old pal Jack Bauer?? If he plays his cards right, he could become head of CTU within two hours!
