Scorpio Rising

What a great day today was today.

Not only did my belovededed Redskins actually win a fooball game today, but today I won a 80s Redskins sweater I’ve been yearning for for many years and many todays! Here’s is a picture of my belovededed Joe Gibbs wearing the sweater, not today, but from yesteryeartoday.

in gibbs we lust


Not only that, but these beautiful babies were born on this today years ago today…



Marie Curie

Bizatch was mad radioactive!

1867

Leon Trotsky

An original Marx bros, Harpo, Groucho, and Pinko?

1879

Herman J. Mankiewicz

Dude’s work was an inspiration for

the White Stripes’ song ‘The Union Forever

1897

Viola Spolin

Who?

1906

Anastasiya Georgiyevskaya

Who times 2?

1914

Billy Graham

Gawd works in mysterious ways

1918

Dana Plato

Different Croaked

1964

Bianca Trump

NSFW tramp

1972

Jason London & Jeremy London

Supertwins/twits

1972 & 1972

Anthony Thomas

Mediocre RB who ran all over dem sorry a$$ G-men today

1977

and The Thigh Master

Master of Thighs,

ruler of Thighland,

spouse of Her Royal Thighness

also 1977



And here’s our whoreoscope from the Chi-town Sun-Times

IF NOV. 7 IS YOUR BIRTHDAY: You’ll be so grateful for what this year brings [like that wicked case of oral herpes I got?] — and your gratitude helps multiply your good fortune. [I always do thank my clients after giving them BJs and HJs] Next month features the games people play, and you love a good game! [well i do love a good game of Connect Four] Plus, you’re so adept at learning the rules and strategizing to optimize results. That’s why your career takes off in January. [when I resume my breakdancing career] A major relationship choice is featured in June. [awesome, can’t wait to get laid… in JUNE!] Your lucky numbers are 1, 9, 24, 39 and 52. [bullshit, my lucky #s are 7, 11, 13, 22, 1977, 2001, 2112, and my pin #]

Thanks to all who made the trek out to Queens on Saturday for my Sausage Fest B-day at the Bohemian Beer Garden, hispecially the cameos made by Joe E Tartar, RayKwan the Chef, and Meggghannn!! With last weak end’s big hoorah in DC and all this past weak end’s meat & beer filled sheninagans, this was one of me mos favoritistic b-day mr everest!!!

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