Give Me Coffeeor Give Me Death
24. Nov, 2004 
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– Will the above photo of G W Bush and coffee king Juan Valdes go down in history like the one of Nixon & Elvis did? Only time can tell… or Tyne Daly.
– Rilo Kiley, the first band confirmed for Coachella 2005???
– Own a piece of history more precious than the Virgin Mary Grilled Cheese: an actual cup thrown at the Ron Artest launch for his ultra-hot Kombat Basketball video game. [via Guns n Rosenthal]
– And if that’s the breastest game out there, then this one about driving big rig trucks has got to be the wurstest. [via Nipsy Newbsy]
– Get yer OJ Simpsons pogs right here! [via Mrs O’Leary’s Cow]
– These dudes love Mr T a lil bit too much.
– ‘Ms. Curtis, wearing one of the ugliest haircuts I have ever seen, her upper lip weirdly curled-in, resembles a transvestite chimpanzee.’ If that’s not enuff to get you to see Christmas With the Kranks, I don’t know what is. [via Big Bad Bogsly]
– Town Raffles Rifles to Raise Money for School. Lettuce all pray to gawd that Michael Moore doesn’t read this article.
– Have a safe and pie filled T-giving everyone. If you happen to be in the DC Metropolitan area tomorrow, feel free to join the Thigh Master and his posse at 10am for our annual Turkey Bowl Football game my alma mater @ College Garden Elementary School. Please note that the game is tackle, so if yer vagina hurts, please don’t bother showing up. And also, I can’t wait for Her Royal Thighness the II to finally meet Mumsy & Daddy Thigh Master. Just look at the dress she plans on wearing tomorrow for the big feast!!
I’m THANKSful to Spence for this one
