Curse Words
21. Oct, 2004 
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I muss eggstend my congrats to the BoSox for doing the umpossible (next to me failing english). It’s really hard to believe that no team in the history of MLB or even the broke-a$$ NBA has come from 3 games down to win a series. It happened twice in the NHL, but who gives a FORK since there really isn’t even an NHL anymo. But you wanna know the real reason why the Yankees collapsed and will never win a World Series for the foreseeable future? They are marred by a curse of their own. No Babe, no goat, no Bartman. Just the curse of Mike Mussina. The Yankees won their last World Series crown in that boring Subway Series of 2000. And when did Mike BOOsina sell-out my semi-belovededed Orioles, slap on some yucky pinstripes, and give birth to the curse? November 30, 2000. And what have the Yankees done since that fateful day? CRAP ON A STICK!! Sure you’ve won a fcuk load of games since 2000, but you gots to be ashamed losing in the Fall (Un)Classic to teams called the Diamondbrokes and the FRIGGIN Marlins! (Side note: What’s with Miami’s taste for horrible team mascots and colors? They should change the name of the Heat to the Gay Pride and don pink unies) So Yankee fans, if you really want to restore the glory tell Torre this story and send Moosehead packing. And by the way, this is the greatistist Bartman picture ever…
