Thighs Wide Shut

hotlanta’s newish World of Coke aint nearly as cool as the old World of Coke was (more on that later this week as we gather our thoughts and images and other excrement from the tweakend), but that very fact reminded us of an ever bigger travesty of a travis henry proportions: Chicago’s newish Rock n Roll McDonalds blows 38918238238 donkeys. why did they ever shutter the old one and replace it with poop on a scroop on a stick of more poop?

bastardos!!

Astronaut, painting by Scott Listfield




[via esongib the amazing bowler]

we’d rather lick the above than take a lick of Dippin’ Dots, the supposed ‘ice cream of the future’. future our a$$es. if that’s the future, then we don’t want any part of it

were these MaccyD playgrounds of yesteryear at all safe for kids?


who friggin cares cause they were more awesomer than
Richard Dawsonmer!!

McDonald’s (and other fast food) Love flickr set

The New (1972) McDonaldland Playground

grading the McPlayground, with cheesy handmade graphics

Remember the old McDonald’s playground equipment…

think this came from the prequel to CNN’s Black In America

1970s Era Ads Targeting African American Consumers

Fleetwood Mac
Madison Square Garden
June 11th

Guitarist Lindsey Buckingham is 59, singer Stevie Nicks and drummer Mick Fleetwood (3rd coolest grampy behind Leonard C & Neil D) are both 61, and bassist John McVie is 63, but they certainly don’t look their age (must get the number of their personal trainers, and whomever takes care of their skin), or act their age. Our parents are slightly older, but there wouldn’t be a chance in helga that they could rawk out as much or as hard as Fleetwood Mac still does, let alone stay up past 10pm. Wees was kinda reluctant to see them in the first place, see-sawing for years before finally biting the bullet and buying tickets, and after basking in their eternal glow last night, the only question is why did we wait so long to add them to our ‘see them before they or we die’ list (McCartney’s up next)? That questions stings a little harder now knowing that vital member Christine McVie retired juss a few years back… although they still gave big love to her tunes, but sadly, not to our personal flavorite Mac track ‘Hold Me’. No matter, as the remaining members brought their A+ game, as ‘Tusk’ kicked it more than a Tusken Raider and ‘Go Your Own Way’ had us clapping more than all the people in the world with gonorrhea. We hactually woke up this morning and were still clapping. Our non-stop thinking had nothing to do with tomorrow, and was all about last night. Btw, the Clintons totally ruined that song. Btw, Carrie Fisher totally looks like Stevie Nicks, but unfortch she hasn’t aged as gracefully. And btw, Mick Fleetwood totally ruled the school in The Running Man

btw 4, Mac Tonight totally waz the bestest 80s McDonalds mascot