13. Nov, 2008 
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wait, there was a second Nintendo game besides Gyromite that utilized the useless R.O.B.?
Holy Thanksgiving dinner, Batman, them Turks be crazy!
Star Wars – an a CRAPella tribute to John Williams
Japan sets the world record for largest orgy
breasts, Lucy Pinder’s, click [NSFW]
fakes, Alba, click [NSFW]
were some US slave owners black?
Life After Small Wonder: The Jerry Supiran Story
we’d like to see Mike Rowe try this dirty job on for size [b3ta]
03. Nov, 2008 0 Comments
and erasing the painful memory that was John Kerry
¡vote or diet!
20. Oct, 2008 0 Comments
this week’s wurstest breastiest story: Donna Jones and her painful 40M boobs. her fun bags have now surpassed Rachel Aldana’s 32JJ‘s as Britain’s biggest and brightest
related: Lucy Pinder – My Body Hell
speaking of painful mammaries, Jennifer Ellison plans to wed her Ticklish boyfriend, and all we can say is boooooooooooo(bs)
not related: Powers Of A Ten
13. Aug, 2008 0 Comments
the Summer Olympics aint nearly as cool as the Winter ones, but nuttin is as hotttt as this above snap of German Judo honey Romy Tarangul, on display with 3 other damen in the latest issue of the Fourth Reich’s Playboy [NSFW via w/Leather]
even more Steve Gutenberg articlage, including tales of being trapped on Long Island by a woman who has a myspace page for her cat!
a preview of Lucy Pinder’s 2009 calendar, complete with annoying watermarks! [NSFW]
Thomas Turgoose’s first audition. who? shut yo mouth and Netflix This Is England already
Melissa Theuriau Topless and Pregnant, but not necessarily in that order
Montana man ‘solves’ Zodiac ciphers, but has yet to crack the mystery that is Steve Cyphers
Корчим рожи muss be Russian for smooshing an Asian baby’s face
death from my old stomping, i mean “pooing” grounds
CakeFarts.com [NSFW via Cruisespanko]
03. Jul, 2008 0 Comments
stickers from the 80s [Nipsy Newbsy]
Sacha Baron Cohen as Sherlock Holmes and Will Ferrell as Watson shirley sounds like a good idea, but it’s produced by Judd Apatow, so it’s guaranteed to be 30 minutes too long and not really all that funny
could end up being the greatestestistest cartoon mt EVERest: John Oates and his mustache [Pakula Shaker]
fresh pics of the new 90210‘s new PEACH PIT, although no sign of Joe E Tatatatatata
Camilla Belle and Sharapova serve up some hotness
Conchords manager Murray is ‘present’ in the new Roger Federerererer Nike ad [C-net]
sprekin of Nike, they’ve finally sorta made a limited run of the Air McFly shoes from Back To The Future II (already up for bid on eBay for those who didn’t camp out and have Kobe Bryant deliver them in a DeLorean), although our boys over at the McFly 2015 Project aint satisfied, and we’re sure Ali G isn’t either, as the hoverboard still hasn’t been invented, yet
what, no love for our From Russia With Subs for this Nearly 50 Movie Remakes and Sequels So Bad They Wouldn’t Even Go Straight to DVD post? [Levitticus]
crazy insane graffiti art video thing thing [Navi The Terrible Bowler]
a Canuck we’d all love to f%ck
Lee Iacocca’s Butter Snatchâ„¢
and
Lucy Pinder makes our ice cream and wet dreams cum tru [NSFW]
merry effin Indy Pen Dance day to one and all!
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mo quick hitz! The Lighthouse Bless you Robert Eggers. You know how to strike a mood, and give us the heebie jeebies. In making a movie about two Lighthouse keepers not keeping sane, you drove us insane, and made quite the pretty picture in the process. It felt like watching a full-length, b&w version […]
caught up on a lot of movies. no time to devote full diatribes – so quick hitz! Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker Skywalker works because it wasn’t The Last Jedi. You really screwed the pooch Rian Johnson. Can’t blame J.J. for trying to right/write the ship when he was handed a mess and […]
Uncut Gems Sterling, Sharp Official Site | Trailers & Mo R | 134 min This isn’t one of those Adam Sandler movies where he gets hit in the balls for laughs. It’s the kind where he gets his balls stomped on. YOU GO SANDLER!!! YOU GO GET YOUR BALLS STOMPED ON!!! Why don’t you go […]
The Irishman Unionfellas Official Site | Trailers & Mo R | 210 min There is MUCH to praise about Marty’s latest grand spicy meatball (unbelievable sets and costumes! DeNiro is best when he is quiet! Pacino is even bester when he’s loud! And dancing with women!!  Tommy The Tit IS the tits!! Lums!!! that’s what […]
Last Christmas Wham! Bam! Mostly No Thank You Ma’am? Official Site | Trailers & Mo PG-13 | 103 min For 18/19ths of this movie (which I brought an infant in a stroller to!!! BEST DAD EVER), I was like, this is worse than a Hallmark Christmas movie!!!! THERE’S NOT EVEN A SINGLE GAZEBO IN THIS […]
Star Wars is stagnant, but there is a new hope, if only they went down a path that looked more like this… Kalinka Fox
Brazilian models pose during the IZOD IndyCar World Championship Sao Paulo Indy 300 race, April 29, 2012
104 years was not nearly enough Olivia de Havilland for this world. we needed 208. miss you tons Olivia de Havilland. miss saying your name knowing that you were still with us. we will always and forever say your name, and in that way, you will always and forever be with us Olivia de Havilland […]
thighs wide is SIXTEEN years shut!!!!! (turned sweet 16 on March 8th!) I just don’t know how to quit me. do you? (note – each picture below is clickable and will take you to its own magical place) Daphne Zucchini Bread Do Believe The Hyphen Steve Carlton Fisk Orange Crushed You’ve Reached the Office of […]
we named the breastest movies of the beastest of the 2019 and now, for the only awards that matter… SEXtenth Anal Thighs Wide Movie Awards aka THE THIGHSMANS!!! _ Greatest Righting of A Wrong In A Movie Franchise EVER in The Rise of Skywalker when they like, hey Rose, want to join us on this […]
Seven 2019 Films That Were More Pitch Perfect Than Jerry Blevins! 1) Midsommar Something wicker man this way comes!!! 2) Ad Astra it space races your heart! 3) Joker apparently never posted a review here, but this will have to do the @jokermovie is easily the best Batman related movie ever made. come for the […]
there is nothing I look forward to more than compiling our annual goodbye to last year’s trends and hello to this year’s puns. The Washington Post is more professional at this sorta thing, but maybe you’re not into the whole brevity thing… OUT IN Adam Gase’s Gaze – Adam Driver, Driver – TikTok – […]
thighs wide is FIFTEEN years shut – TODAY!!!!! (somehow we skipped documenting fourteen, but fourteen is always an odd age) we’ve finally gotten our learner’s permit, and let me permit you to see some of the crap we crapped here over the past year of cheers and fears! (note – each picture below is clickable […]
