Thighs Wide Shut

many a belated piece the forkins like Jek Porkins to SmellyGBs, the battler of Algiers, the Buckster, the Lord, the dude who got to bang Jayne Mansfield, and Mr Tequila! [d & the Pee Wee dance]

Roger Ebert answers the not so age olde question: what the fcuk is the deal wit Roger Ebert? [The Vegan]

The V Mini Series sequel needs $19 million dollars. If we find 19 million V fans with a dollar a piece, THE BEASTMASTER WILL BE ABLE TO FEED HIS FAMILY!!

Eric Stoltz is was Marty McFly: THE PICTURES [Navi The Terrible Bowler]

the video for David ‘The Hoff’ Hasselhoff’s ‘Jump In My Car’ co-starring KITT

the world’s largest collection of SFW Annie Potts Harry Crumb JO matz

EW makes my wet dreams cum tru by throwin Borat on their cover and droppin a pointless article about Pam Beasley, which include these two fine snappages [LJ-TO]

Iggy Pop’s concert rider, plastic seahorses need not apply

George Steinbrenner Fires Tigers

Why is coffee commonly referred to as a ‘cup of joe’?

Top 10 Weird Al Videos [Hisconsin]

free passes to Stoopid Cartoon: The Movie and Will Ferrell’s Adaptation

CoolPl8z, thatmakeme6

Font Designers

‘I Learned It By Watching You!‘ and yer Jim Crocheesed arsed mustache!!

watermelon special fruitcarving site

Dagen då larverna kom till Flogsta

Clark Sorensen’s Urinal Sculptures

and n’awlins saints be praised, cause the internets has come thru again! The Most/Best – Ghetto/Ass – crazy/beautiful – Local Commercial Ever, featuring two two children who cannot be bothered, that I’ve searched high and low and Hi & Lois‘ pants for has FRYNALLY been unearthed, ironically enuff by the very institute who created the commercial: Jhoon Rhee‘s school of Tae Kwon Do. This may not mass appeal to those not from the DC area, but I think you’ll enjoy it nonethebreast

Supposedly my granpa and namesake feared Friday the 13th, so instead of 13 photochops, I did 10 less in his honor

1. ‘Chaje Shukarije’ – Esma Redzepova
2. ‘Born To Be Wild’ – Fanfare Ciocarlia
3. Dialoguing excerpt from moviefilm 1
4. ‘Siki, Siki Baba’ – Kocani Orkestar
5. ‘Gypsy’s Kolo’ – Jony Iliev & Band
6. Dialoguing excerpt from moviefilm 2
7. ‘Eu Vin Acasa Cu Drag’ – Stefan de la Barbulesti
8. ‘In My Country There Is Problem (Throw the Jew Down the Well)’ – Borat & Anthony Hines
9. ‘Grooming Pubis’ – Erran Baron Cohen
10. ‘Magic Mamaliga’ – O.M.F.O.
11. Dialoguing excerpt from moviefilm 3
12. ‘Money Boney’ – O.M.F.O.
13. ‘You Be My Wife’ – Borat (featurings Belinda Bedekovi?)
14. ‘Ederlezi’ – Goran Bregovic
15. Dialoguing excerpt from moviefilm 4
16. ‘Mahalageasca (Bucovina Dub)’ – Mahala Rai Banda vs. Shantel
17. Dialoguing excerpt from moviefilm 5
18. ‘O Kazakhstan’ – Erran Baron Cohen

Enhanced CD Content:
1. Cheese – (Deleted Scene)
2. ‘Humor Coach’ – (Entire Scene From Film)
3. ‘O Kazakhstan (sing-a-long clip with lyrics)’ – (Entire Clip From Film)

ALL HAIL KAZAKHSTAN’S PYRAMID!!

Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan
Anything Released By Bagatov Films
Is Juss As Exggsplosvice As A Molotov Cocktail
Trailers

While it’s too darn early to declare it (B:CLoAfMBGNoK) the funniest movie of balls thyme, I will not rule out that pastability entirely. In the meanwhile, while we d’bate and m’bate that matter, I can safely declare B:CLoAfMBGNoK the funniest movie of this year, last year, and every year since 1998, when the The Big Lebowski was dropped on an unsuckspecting werld (all dough much respeck to Wes Anderson pics, Nap Dyna, Kung Pow!, and a slew of others me not remembering at the moment). I wasn’t even that taken (not in a Steven Spielberg produced kinda way) aback after my first theater viewing of Lebowski, but 6 years on, I was not only quothing the raven and the lines in my sleep, but attending the 3rd festival in its honor

So what does it all mean? The great comedies all require multiple screenings. The first is to get past the hype and eggspectations and to let out the biggie-sized guffaws. The second is discover new bits you missed the first time and to let the film as a whole secure tits place in to yer pop-rocked psyche. And by the third and every subsequent viewing thereafter, it’s memorization and regurgitating time, so later you can ‘impress’ yer fellow screening cronies with how much you love the movie, until you find another movie (not starring Vince Vaughn) to take its place

Well, like I said, B:CLoAfMBGNoK is certified Drew Brees’ knees redonk(e kong jr math) bestness, but I don’t even think I have yet to fully appreciate its genius that is more real than Chris Knight, Mitch Taylor (aka Horseface), and Lazlo Hollyfeld combined. Imagine if Jackass had a plot, was leader ringed by Mahir, and was as socially relevant as say, Jesus Camp [TWS’ take], and you can maybe begin to grasp the magnitude of magnificence that is B:CLoAfMBGNoK. My record for seeing a film in theaters is 7, wit Pulp Fiction, but like all records, they must be played on record players they were meant to be broken

Unsatisfied with this?: Netflix the thighly underrated Ali G Indahouse [trailers]

More Duped Than Mark Duper: feminist Linda Stein

Apt MPupil3: The Borat Theme Song [d] which is more widely known as ‘Korobeiniki‘ [d] or ‘The Pedlars‘, and to you and me, ‘Music A‘ from the Game Boy version of Tetris [midi]

Deleted Scene But Not Heard: Borat, a supermarket, and a sheetlode of cheese

John Grisham’s Jizzum (aka Verdict): Breast In Show AND Breast In Grant Show

Can’t we juss move on with our lives? Or remember something else, like the Alamo, the Titans, or how the Skins are the world’s greatest 0-0 team in the NFL?

NFL 1 o’clocks were purty urns to the muther stickin boo. After peeping what happened to Trent Green, I was sirprized he didn’t give the thumbs down when being carted off the field (YIKES!). And what did I tell ya, never fantasy draft anyone on the Lions. EVER.

belated Peace The Fork Out: Joseph Stefano, screen-playa of Hitch’s Psycho, one of four flicks that tops my heart

Meg White carrying my love child? If so, tits sure to be the whitest baby since Powder

Thighs Wide Shut Doomed Cruise-Kidman Marriage

Daddy Keith praises Lily’s career. Daddy Keith praises lord that Lily will give his career new life. Daddy to duet ‘Gone Daddy Gone’ with Lily next year? So who’s dick am I sucking to get into her sold out show at the Hiro ballroom?

semi-related: another proud daddy [NSFW]

Nancy O’Dell to provide free JO material for years to cum

yes, the rumors are true, Trent and I did watch tennis

fork terrorism cause there’s only one fight in this world: Fight for Deleted Scenes to Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me [Movieasshole]

fork HBO and them other ‘movie’ channels cause the breast of the breast is Turner Classic Movies, and their hott new DB

WORLD champion DC Divas, lookin for a few mo hos

John Lazar, dude has the freakiest eyes, and dude had the freakiest set of screen breasts of balls thyme, thanks in part to Roger Ebert

Never a bore, always a Borat…

David Bowie gets a karate lesson. Somewhere Billy Zabka is either smiling, sweeping the leg, or sweeping the floor

(Dallas/Ft) Worth the $650, cause Janus = genius!

Keeley: Stairway to Heaven, with no happy trail in sight [NSFW]

Trailer Mash

hardly

What happens if you don’t urinate?

What exactly is a booger? [Ask Snot]

free passes for Confe(Shi)tti

Stick Figures in Peril

Bembo’s Zoo

I bet this guy still hasn’t found what he’s looking for (cause he certainly didn’t find it here): When should i stop sharing the bath with my daughter

and why should we bother to post these average Cuthbest snaps [Fid] when we can deck yer balls with Holly Valance

[even mo]