Thighs Wide Shut

– SAAB (Small And Animated Boobs). NSFW (Not Safe For Work). TTMMFNSA (The Thigh Master’s Mos Favoritistits New Site Around). [via Cefle via Metafilter]

– Really lame Urban Legends. [via Site With That HORRIBLE Logo]

– The Steelers’ logo and why its only on one side of the helmet all hexplained here! [via Ask Yazoo!]

– Alaska could have been the next Netherlands.

– ‘Kemosabe’, not racist.

– The Missouri El Tigres’ men’s b-ball squad were smacked with 3 years probation, but no ban on tourney play. Quin Snyder could not be reached for comment cause his nose was deep down in a pile of blow. Let it be known that Quiny, with the Leonardo DiCap hair, be the only person associated with the Dukies that I remotely respect.

– Liquid Heroin Found in Fruit Juice Boxes. I think these be those long lost/rumored juice boxes that were suppose to end up in Jonestown, Guyana, instead of that wicked cyanide Kool-Aid.

– Flash animation at tits wurstest, starring Ted ‘The Million Dollar Man’ DiBiase (best watched wit sound). [via Mr Flip] Speaking of WRASTlin’, is it juss me or did anyone else not know that Miss Elizabeth died last year? Everyone snap into a Slim Jim on her behalf and bewhole.

– Buy a the mix CD pieced together by Grandaddy’s Jason Lytle and you can win a mix cassette! WOW! Now all the winner has to do is find a tape player!

– Add Macca to the Band Aid III line-up.

– Select yous, sign up for free passes to see Natalie Portman play a stripper in Closer or Geoffrey Rush looking eggzactly like Peter Sells in The Life & Death of Peter Sellers. And for you EnWhySeaers, pick up free passes to see Bridget Jones II, Seed of Chucky, and Brett Ratner’s latest piece of crap.

And some final political fizz…

– Now that Puffy’s mission of getting famous skinny people and Democratic NYers to vote is over, maybe he can resurrect Nintendo’s Skate Or Die!

– Single and want to move to Canada pronto? Click me! Or contact Cutie Canuck Paige. [via My Democratic Man Marvkus]

– You thought G Dub won yesterday? Boviously you were mistaken. The map don’t lie peoples! Major congratrelations to The Peabs & The Coz!!! I can already hear the ‘4 more years!’ chant, but…

– Who you puttin yer money on in 2008? Here be

– What’s grosser than gross? I guess anything over 144, but the fact that this girl, who used to work in my office, is doling out costume sex advice. YUCKIKES!!! [via Tim Werespanko/Ram Her Cruisemanko]

– The film I’m dying to see is I, Curmudgeon. No, this isn’t the sequel to some overbloated Will Smith movie, but a documentary featuring interviews with such bastards as comic booker Harvey Pekar, Kid In The Hall Scott Thompson, and the greatest of them all, Andy Rooney. It plays next Thursday in Minny Appleous as a part of the Get Real Docuementary Film Festival.

– Straight Doper Cecil Adams always has an answer to the most random of questions. This week’s queries: Have we ever had a killer in the White House? & What happens to all the stuff that goes down the toilet?

– Translate any url into Ali G-nese. When you apply dis to TWS, yer brain will explode. [via The Thinker]

– One thing I’ve always wanted to do since moving to NYC during Halloween, but still won’t get the chance cause I is DC bound this weekend: Legend Weekend in the Sleepy Hollow hiz-area

– Many Bothans died to bring you Bush’s debate notes. [via Dickie Greenleaf]

– Moby is a wuss.

– Poor poor Rip Torn.

– If you see one movie this weekend, or for that matter, this year, GO SEE Ray. Read our glowing review here where we basically guaranteed that Jamie Foxx will win the Best Actor Oscar. I’ll really be shocked if he doesn’t.

– And here’s a great site of crap where I nicked this fantab animated gif

Added final note #2…

Czech out this krizazy stat (via CBS) that Joey Sack o’ Nickel reminded me of: Since voters elected Franklin Roosevelt to his first of four terms in 1932, the Redskins have forecast the next president of the United States. Over the past 18 elections, a Redskins victory in their last home game before Election Day has preceded a victory by the incumbent party. A home loss before the vote has preceded a loss by the incumbent party. The Redskins play host the Green Bay Packers in Week 8 on Sunday. Well don’t worry cause the Redskins WILL win, cause I’ll be at the game, and so will JFKerry. Thinker seems to agree since this is the year of the Masshole. And juss for shiz and biggles, the Skins were the last team to beat los Pats, and I was at that game too! The Daniel should give me season tickets for being the squad’s lucky rabbit foot!!

– Who’s a world famous stunt guru that wants to inspire you to exercise? Apparently it’s this guy BikerFox. And if you peep his pictures, you’ll wonder like me why he isn’t called BikerWalrus. [via Dickey Greenleaf]

– Her Royal Thighness’ album Speak drops on December 7th. I may buy two copies. One to listen to and the other to j.o. on.

– Speaking of her 2% less-ness, rumors are flying that she may be cast to play Firestar, aka Angelica Jones, in Spidey 3. To which that site sez, ‘If you believe this, Meryl Streep is going to play Jenna Jameson in a movie about her life featuring a cameo by me as a double-dong.’ Sounds like a safe bet to me! And will someone please tell this guy that the role has already been cast.

– Star Wars III trailer to be shown before The Incredibles starting 11/5. Will also air during crappy infotainment shows on 11/4. [via Double Vikes @ dot dot dot]

– A superbly fly chick riding a mechanical bull and eating a bacon cheese burger. Is this Thighland Heaven? No, it’s a friggin Hardee’s commercial. [via BLOGSplotation]

– You know yer campaign has shat the bed when Yasser Arafat has endorsed you. [via OneOfTheBreastSitesEVER]

– Peace the fork out to slash-temps and HELLO to full-on hotness from the gal who got me interested in bliz-ogging in the first place: Ms Modern Age.

РBj̦rk, only you would have the mostest peculiariest animatedist giftistest!

– John Edwards has great hair. And here’s one of the world’s most boringist videos featuring it. [via Navi aka the I-Train]

– Why again are the Red Sox named the Red Sox? Don’t bother calling Robert Stack, just click here. [via Jon Juan de Wanimaker]

– Glasto ’05 bands announced already?

– Sure we all ate a few pennies when we were kids, but whatta bout $197K?

– Keenan McCardell finally finds a job. Too bad someone already has him on their bench in each of the three fantasy leagues I’m in.

– Got a great idea for Karate Kid 2K5: Daniel LaRusso vs The Kancer Kicking Karate Rabbi!

– And fianlly, how did Julie know I LOVE Louis Vuitton? And who the FUDGE is Susan and why on earth did she spend 500 bones on a bag?