Tag Archives: Andy Rooney

A Cockwork Orange Julius Caesar Chavez Salad Tossin

Cuthbest = bestcuth!


[Moo Hotties]

No wonder Wanda always had reservations about givin up that luscious jacksony tang to Doogie

many Bothan spies died to tell us that PW Botha, William Styron, and Mr Eko all peaced the fork out, as well as Bob Barker‘s decisish to dump his super amazin super slim microphone

the real stories behind Borat

the usual Alex James spreadin Blur reunion blather leads the Snob to hump the Queen, for good or for bad

Rev Al Sharpton hates the NFL network more than Andy Rooney hates people who wear American flag pins

Kevin from The Office, no longer a canidate for the Nats job [DC Bestest Guy]

here’s yer chance to help make the National Mall > than Scenes From A Mall

I’ve heard of Miami of Ohio, and even lame-o-er than lame-o Indiana of Pennsyvania, but California University of Pennsylvania? I would never drink to that CUP!

Monica Bellucci in Italy’s GQ, always barely SFW

The Most Brilliant Thing You’ll See All Day [Boris Becker’s Love Child]

Wikipedia: Lamest edit wars

Celebs In Lingerie

Friday the 13th: In 7 Minutes

Top Ten Female Streakers [The Terrible Bowler]

Knuckle Tattoos

Dog Ties

Camp Camp

Top Gun T Shirts

Bunny Yawns

Little People

Tootie’s Bong [De La Roachclip]

Men of Mortuaries

Melting Ice Pops 1999-2004

Debbie McGee Models

Cindy Margolis Playboy Scans, butter late than never say never again [NSFW]

and the Bloodsport Mentos Commercial


[The Shoemaker]

and m’yes, today I turn another year old
and m’yes, you totally forget to buy me those subscrips to Highlights AND Latin Inches that I asked for!

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Have You RiddenChris Ford's Mustache Lately?

Peace Le Fork Out
2
the man who I once saw
smoke a stogey
at the country club
where I worked at the snack bar
and ate my weight in
chicken fingers
frozen candy bars
and Slush Puppies

1917 – 2006

addish P.T.F.O.s go out to the Ford Taurus, Tommy Johnson, the tuba player of the Jaws theme fame, who may or may not have had Tommy Johnson surgery, and the biggest smelliest dirtiest Niekro of them all, Joe, who along with brother Phil, had their faces drawn on to a giant billboard that one sees when driving west from West Vagina into Ohio on I-70 (they were born in nearby Martins Ferry and Blaine, Ohio respectively)

a Bruno flick will complete the Sasha Baron Cohen character trilogy. But then what? More lame Hollywood garbage with the Frat Pack? Until then, remember the good olde thymes: Pastor Quinn, gay converter AND Spring Break in Daytona

t.A.T.u.: THE MOVIE, which is ‘about two girls that meet at one of our gigs and have a romantic story. The movie is also about their emotions, about their feelings‘, and was written by a deputy of the Russian Parliament (!?!?!)

Veronica re-teams with Heathers helmer

looks like my summers to cum may be filled with more Lou Mal’s than I can handle

but Ivanka Master has such a better ring to it

Andy Rooney, lover of cities that start with ‘T’, and probably a lover of Depends

Keeley Hazell: made ForHim2Masturbate [NSFW]

a site to keep an eye AND a thigh on: A Bikini Life, wit today’s post featuring everyone’s mos flavorite dumpling, Miwa Oshiro


Detroit man in erotic pursuit of mannequins arrested, again [WTF OMGZ]

Original Poster Artwork by the Organization of Solidarity of the People of Asia, Africa & Latin America [Tina Turner of Tables]

Jek Porkins And Ponda Baba: Haunted House Candy Hunt!

man, yer brother totally reeks of upyo

while you try and figure out why the short-lived Alex Trebek MCed game show Double Dare (no, not the one with the human hamster wheel) had the same eggzact theme song as Card Sharks (Jim Perry is lord), marvel at Sean and Mackenzie Astin goin bananananananas in I’m Telling‘s Pick-A-Prize Arcade!!


and went back to Philly this past tweakend and got mad illy. Did a bit more touristy things this time (Elfreth’s Alley is the new Diagon Alley), but still had time to deep throat a steak of cheese (Campo’s is james worthy) and Rocky as well

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Zero Degrees ofSeparation Anxiety


No wonder they air this against Monday Night Football, cause what guy in his right mind would watch this? I think Sunset 60 Studio on the Gaza Strip Steak would be a hellauva snot butter if it had strippers or Andy Rooney or Jeremy Sisto or a red-coated Tony Kornheiser or Big Tuna or covers of ‘Little Boxes‘ or if they threw 22 three-yard passes in a row against a defense that had the consistency of balsa wood covered in swiss cheese

pee es – gawd bless my DVR cause somehow I was able to ingest the following all in one evening: 60 Minutes, CBS Sunday Morning, PTI, Weeds, Ebert & Roep-dawg, Kidnapped, 2 eps of Sunset Shit, 1/2 of Monday Night Football, and about 10 minutes of Stuart Scott shucking/jiving (which is the new crazy/beautiful) before I vom-ed all over myself

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The Life Jerk-Assicw/Frenchie Zizou

Biggest event in the world or not, no game should be decided on penalty kicks, unless Scott Norwood is somehow involved

[Zenic | Grappy | YTMND/Ajamu Stoner Fan #1]


+ Zidane, The Head Butting GAME!
+ many mo Zidane head butt animated gifs (from the Gawds)
+ World Cup Switched At Birth (the Bruce Arena one is klassic)
+ Rooney or Goonie?

see you in the Orange Free State/Transvaal in 2010

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Is It MLS Season Yet?

James Stewart ‘Forced To Bed Hookers’


[32 невероятни vis Mets]

Cuthbest a Heeb?

Nextest Big Horror Subgenre: processed food mascots

Sofia Coppola, gots papa’s last name and everyone else’s idears

SpottingTrains

March 2007 is a long time to wait for director Danny Boy-le‘s next joint, Sunshine, so why snot peek a sneak now! I dare u to try and not laff at the Chris Evans bits

The Trainspottingettes

Raymi’s BONER OF THE WEEK

Found: Raising Arizona‘s H.I. McDunnough?


Here to hear Kasabain‘s unofficial England World Cup anthem/kinda busted cover of Bowie’s ‘Heroes’

the only time you’ll ever see a Wonketttetetzzz link on thighs [Lou Maller]

I need a simple solution, I need


…to plug that can in as many of her orifices as NYC has edifices

Charles Nagy-ing Reminders:

Bonnie Wright > Frank Lloyd Wright, but also = that’s just not wright

Sarah McLachlan saved DMC’s life and she also saves his cover of Ugly Kid Joe‘s ‘Cat’s In The Cradle’ [d]

Andy Rooney & Public Art, see it again, for the humpteenth thyme, truss me, tits wool-worth’s it

Puritan Blister

we knows the Encyclopedia Britannica kid [vid] had one weblog, but a second one, which is more NSFW than NSFW34127809032p4? I always wondered where his mandibula was

Miguel Cabrera thinks he’s Kelly Leak

I’d still like to kiss Jessica Stein

Can’t help you there dept: Camilla Belle getting a foot message

the 6-pack holder, still America’s #1 animalphobe

Buy the Original Athena Tennis Girl Outfit


[yep, the Daddle]

The Toaster made out of Toast!

Inflatable Chicken Protector

Hey Schjimi… Gimme a cheese with nuttin [El Grippe]

too hot

Game Over [vid]

The Pit of Carkoon [NSFW]

and it’s Wimbelodon (upon) thyme, YO! And besides INVASION, this can mean only one (more like three) things:

Game
Set
Snatch


[Keeley = mostly sweaty NSFW bestness]

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