Tag Archives: Andy Rooney

Mr. Do! & Mrs. Don't!

don’t bother chasing Olafur Eliasson’s waterfalls. we’ve seen more impressive waterworks in Vegas and after watching Terms of Endearment. this giant waste of money makes us long for The Gates, and for some reason, it really makes us have to pee. maybe dearest Andy was right

Dalí & Buñuel. Dalí & Hitchcock. Dalí & Disney. Dalí & himself. the only collaboration that’s missing is Dalí: Painting and Film @ MoMA and your eyes, so juss do it

do not do coke while watching the frenetic and beyond fantastic doc Cocaine Cowboys. can’t bee leave we missed this one upon its release, hispecially with that hot arsed Jan Hammer soundtrack, but we won’t make the same mistake twice when the follow-up drops on DVD next month

do trip yer balls off w/o the use of mushrooms, but by looking at them. peep © MURAKAMI @ the Brooklyn Museum

do not bother reading the calories posted on Nathan’s menu in Coney Island, cause nothing should stop a human from going to town on a box o’ bacon-cheese fries. can you smell our farts from there?

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The Eyes Have It

lying eyes

pink eye

stink eye

ol blue eyes

Irish eyes

black-eyed

left eye

one-eyed

bird’s eye

the Eye

private eyes

apple of my eyes

Deadeye

Goldeneye

Starry Eyed Surprise

Bette Davis eyes

eagle eye (cherry)

the eyes of Gohma

Snake Eyes

three eyes (and/or Jedi)

more than meets the eye

aye aye

you’ll shoot your eye out

queer eye

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Owl Be Home For Breastmas

anyone else watch both the Grammys and the BAFTAs last night? didn’t think so, unless o course you’re related to Cuba Gooding Jr


meat our latest heart/throb, Tabitha Gilley. She’s a dental hygiene major at Chattanooga State Technical Community College by day and a bÜber-hottie wing waitress by night. ‘bitha also be juss one of 13 lucky gals of the Hooters sisterhood featured in the February edition of Playboy [NSFW]. we’re totes gonna be keeping TABs on her!

further reading: Chattanooga Times Free Press tells all

futher beating… off: 25 images of Tabs Gills (sadly mostly clothedly) + Meagan Good in a Hooters outfit (also sadly mostly clothedly)

Andy Rooney’s Super Bowl trip

Wii can’t wait for Mario Kart

Conchords full album due in April, let it reign!

gaylicious Gossip boys pose in gay mag

Ringo’s wife is so bangin [NSFW]

possible photos from a Matthew McConaughey naked bongo THC-enhanced evening [NSFW]


orange fight festival in the Italian city of Ivrea

What The World Eats

bento boxes that everyone would munch on

Han Job

frozen Grand Central [Cruisespanko]

iCarta iPod Stereo Dock and Bath Tissue Holder [Raykwan the Chef]

no relation


RainbowPuke.com via b3ta

&

Forks Out
to

Roy
Richard
Scheider


1932 – 2008

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Linners & Wosers

and the biggest losers are…

The always lame Golden Globes
which were lamer this year than Jorge Camara’s dyed mustache

The Cowgirls
who lost by way of fake Yoko Romo

whomever Gary Allan is
who stole Johnny Drama’s face

this Aussie dude
who may lose his arm
for waving at some chicks

and the biggest winner?

Andrew Aitken Rooney
who may be bangin Amanda Bynes
@ age 89s

previously on Andy’s b-day:
Still Gr8 @ 88
Spank Heaven For Age 87
Still A Prick @ 86

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