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The Rooney Rules

09. Dec, 2010 0 Comments

Andy Rooney and we are the same person

I like the month of January better than July because if I’m cold I can put on another piece of clothing, but in the summer, if it’s hot, there’s just so much I can take off.  I like vanilla better than chocolate,  football better than baseball, the color green better than blue, women in skirts better than in pants, non-fiction better than fiction, and New York better than Los Angeles. I don’t object to cutting my fingernails, but I hate cutting my toenails.

from his article: I Prefer My Preferences

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Merna Oy

16. Feb, 2010 0 Comments


Gemma Merna adds Nuts to make our bananas split

Morley Safer takes a look back at Andy Rooney’s career

lil Bobby Tickle will be the only one enjoying Jennifer Ellison’s breasteszz for the next year or so

all of us will be enjoying Christina Hendricks’ ginger spice rack for the foreseeable future

what the world doesn’t need more of: Coppola directors

what the world needs more of: Coppola Pachinko commercials

pictured: the White Plains chapter of the Entourage fan club

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Still Tons of Fun @ 91

14. Jan, 2010 1 Comment

please
ANDREW
never
AITKEN
die
ROONEY

‘There’s an awful lot of nonsense in this world. I’m not shy about expressing a dislike when I feel it. If that’s grumpy, then I am. I think too many people try too hard to be likable.‘ –Rooney

previously on Andy’s day-b:
Crusty, Musty, Yet Never Rusty @ Playhouse 90
Bangin Amanda Bynes @ Age 89s
Still Gr8 @ 88
Spank Heaven For Age 87
Still A Prick @ 86

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Single-Mullet Theory

02. Nov, 2009 1 Comment

it aint no Col Mustard

but meth-less Andre Aggasi (planned ages before his revelation)

was still game, set, snatch!

nice to see that Ron Weasley has good taste, but Tony Kornheiser’s Childress costume takes the prize

Halloween sluts 2009, NY edition

Andy Rooney and wees share a lot of hate, hispecially for that shoe bomber dude who ruined everything

told you Clay Zavada would win ‘stache of the year by a hair

smelly armpits > Bumpits

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Jamie Graham is making us cracker [NSFW]

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Vicki Lawrence of A Labia

04. Oct, 2009 0 Comments

crossover that should have never been crossed

and was over before it ever began

Jeopardy! meets Mama’s Family

someone please eggggsplain to us how Mama’s Family was a real show that people actually liked to watch, that was canceled by NBC after one season, then got resurrected, like Jesus and Lazarus and Crystal Pepsi, and lived fo four mo years in syndicated televisionland?? and despite how awful falafel we knews it to be, we still somehow watched over 30 episodes???? what’s up with that sh%t???? maybe it was the only thing on the telly while we waited, drool in hand and mouth and foot in mouth, for the latest episode of The New Gidget to air. THE NEW GIDGET!!!! boy o boyrdee did we wannnna catch a ride on Caryn Richman‘s wave!!!! total 80s MILF radness!!!!!

Lawrence Of A Labia

An e-mail has all the charm of a freight train
– Andy Rooney

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