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Peace The Forks Out
A World Less Safer
19. May, 2016 0 Comments
Peace The Forks Out
to
Morley Safer
+
the last Casablancer
THE DIRECTOR OF GOLDFINGER (and LIVE AND LET DIE! Â THE MAN WITH THE GOLDEN GUN! DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER!)
THE DIRECTOR OF TEEN WOLF and LIKE FATHER LIKE SON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
voice of Lucky Charms’ Lucky The Leprechaun
Mr K-tel/Miracle Brush/ Veg-o-matic
he came up with the phrase ‘The Fab Four’
HE MADE YOU MIND THE GAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
he made us all go JFGay
THAT guy who always played a dad!!
THE COP FROM CLUE!!!
publicly fired on Godfrey show (whatever that means)
Everybody Loves Doris Roberts
that weird dude once married to Liza
he taught the world to sing AND drink coke
some guy who was Uncle Fester or something
&
the Mr. Softee jingle-man
This Is What It Sounds Like When Everyone Cries
21. Apr, 2016 0 Comments
Peace The Forks Out
Goodnight Sweet
Prince
nothing compares 2 u, cause u got the look, u sexy MF.  u made us party like it was 1999, told us to go crazy, get all delirious, live up the pop life, do the batdance - all the sign o the times.  i would die 4 u, or give you diamonds and pearls or a little red corvette.  how about 7 raspberry berets? we’d kiss you if we could, but we longer can.  the cream off the peach is gone.  you were the most beautiful girl man in the world, even on alphabet street.  the thieves in the temple took your life, but we’ll have your music from our generation, to the new power generation, and for every generation 9ever.  this is what it sounds like when doves cry, and when humans do too :(
–
perviously – when I saw him in 2004
It’s A Wrap On It’s A Trap
07. Apr, 2016 0 Comments
Peace The Forks Out
to
Patty Duke
&
Merle Haggard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ooXQjMRgtSg&nohtml5=False
+
youngest performer to win a Tony
Jennifer Jason Leigh’s screenwriting mom
that guy from Benson!
Legends of The Fall guy has fallen
this guy
architect of German reunification
‘life is not a dress rehearsal‘
the poor wife of the author in A Clockwork Orange
Seinfeld‘s Izzy Mandelbaum Sr
my favorite truck stop ever – Indy’s Flying J
&
the man who said…
and
Dtay wonna wanga
Nudd Chaa!
where would we be without ‘it’s a trap‘?
Beyond Con-Hair
25. Mar, 2016 0 Comments
Thighs Wide Shirts!!
007
1970s
1980s
Andy Rooney
Animated Gifs
Back To The Future
beard
Bitched At Swirth
Blur
boobs
Borat
Breast In Show
Camilla Belle
Clockwork Orange
Coney Island
Cuthbert
Dakota Fanning
Damon Albarn
Disney
fap
Flight of the Conchords
Gorillaz
Hitchcock
India Reynolds
James Bond
Jeepers Worth A Peepers
Jennifer Ellison
Kubrick
Lindsay Lohan
Lucy Pinder
McDonalds
museum
mustache
Nintendo
Redskins
Slit Your Eyes Out Repoopulous
Stanley Kubrick
Star Wars
Subway
Sum Merit But No Stinkin Badges
Terps
The Shining
The White Stripes
Twin Peaks
YTMND
