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Morning Glory
Broadcast Snooze?
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Rachel McAdams is überly-cheery, Harrison Ford is overly disgruntled, Diane Keaton is lusciously loopy, Jeff Goldblum is really tall and talks like a pompous jackass, and Patrick Wilson is the WASPyiest looking dude that all women want to bang.  Welcome to Morning Glory, where those actors do those things (don’t they always?), under one movie, for which it stands, and it’s like watching Broadcast News meets Working Girl meets a common denominator lower than the lowest common denominator.  Sorry, were you expecting something more?  We weren’t, and thus it met our expectations!!!  Great!!  Not really.  Awful!!!  Not really!!!  Perfectly mediocre nonsense that one day will make for quality afternoon HBO watching?  Egggggzactly!!  So after this & Definitely Maybe, what’s the next Oasis album title turned movie?  A buddy cop dramedy starring David Keith & Keith David called Standing on the Shoulder of Giants???? Why not?!?!?!!

Unwelcome Matt: there’s juss something crazily creepy about actor Matt Malloy that we can never get over and keeps us from ever fully enjoying his work as an actor.  probably stems from his assholedry alongside Aaron Eckhart in Labute’s In The Company of Men.  come to think of it, it’s hard to like Eckhart in anything either cause of Men

Verdictgo: Sum Merit But No Stinkin Badges

Morning Glory rises and slimes at a theater near Jews

and until next thyme the balcony is clothed…

and oh, fellas, if you get dragged to this,
you at least get a piece of this!!!!!

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Outscorching To India

India Reynolds totally rocks the hair & scarf bras like none other [somehow/sadly SFW]

if she’s ever in need of male hand bras, someone, peas send her our way

bi the gay – there’s no such thing anymo as an official ‘Her Royal Thighness’, but if there still was, she’d be it times like nine zillion!!!!!

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Party Downes

does Katie Downes still look keen peachy w/o a top on?

rhetorical [NSFW]

and here’s one Tron Girl costume we sure wish included sum of dat sweet sweet Tron Guy camel toe!!

[via The Giz & Navi The Terrible Bowler]

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She Wore An Itsy Bitsy
Teenie Beep Beep Onesie

The Artoo bathing suit!!!!!!!

if she truly loves you, you can buy this for her and she will happily wear it.  and if not, toss her in the Great Pit of Carkoon

[via The Empire Strikes Bath!!!!!!!]

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Breast Side Story

can’t decide whether to ogle endlessly over that sweet set o’ cleave or dem eyes that end all other eyes!!

Natalie Wood – Brown Eyed Girl

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