Thighs Wide Shut

France Gall, NUSH‘s answer to getting some Natalie Wood wood

have a great weekend y’all, and if yer bored, you can always thumb thru our sistah soul-ja sites:

Bobbed, Garf Minus Himself, Quiet, and (the temporarily dormant) Theabs

and remember…

Bridesmaids
Wedding Our Pants
Official Website | Trailers & Mo
R | 125 min

Oh my gosh!  Who knew that women could be funny AND have a movie in which to show it?  AND it came from Judd Apatow, the man who makes so many man comedies… that aren’t really all THAT funny, although everyone thinks they are.  But we’re not going to waste your time griping about Judd Apatow like we usually do, cause for once he got the funny write (although what did he do besides put his name on it?).  YEAH WOMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bridesmaids is dangs funny (and rememberrrrrrrrrr… it takes a lot to make us laffffff!!!).  It’s not a great movie by any imagination of the stretch (pretty standard story stuff here – a woman trying to find love), but who cares!!  Kristen Wiig does her Wiig thang and Maya Rudolph doesn’t really do anything, and come to think of it, neither does Wendi McLendon-Covey or Ellie Kemper, even if they are great company.  Rose Byrne plays an unfun bitch (doesn’t she get sick of that?  we’re starting to), and Jon Hamm plays a way fun a$$hole.  Melissa McCarthy steals the show (she needs her own movie, and probably will get one), and some British people are in it (like Chris O’Dowd) cause they’re probably cheaper (and funnier) than Jason Segel.  But why the poop jokes? WHY?  No man wants to even think of a woman pooping.  Do you womens?  Wait, do any womens read this site?  If so, will you marry us?

Lovey Covey:  there’s juss something so hot about Wendi

(probably cause she was Michael Scott’s one-night stand in Canada)

Verdictgo: Jeepers Mos Def Worth A Peepers

Bridesmaids marries women & laughter at a theater near jews

and until next thyme the balcony is clothed…

+ Tabitha G

and new/nude to us

Danni King!

but no one is more queen to our hearts than India!!

we’ve always found Claudette Colbert to be quite the major ye olde movie babe

but had no idea that she purty much slips nips whilst bathing in a Cecil B DeMille movie FROM 1932!!!!!!!!

DEAR LORD!!!  that bath scene is so dangs hottttttt that we need to take a shower after watching it!!!

we’re already stocking up on Kleenex & Jergens for the Film Forum‘s screening of it on July 24th, as a part of their Essential Pre-Code summer series!!

hot tip courtesy of our gal pals over at Bobbed

dude, if tumblr eggsisted back when we were getting our Twin Peaks on, we woulda totally JOed 100% more to Piper Laurie (and her sweater puppies) than we did back then (aka never)