somehow I neglected to tell you how amazing the show Riverdale is/was in season 1

why?

dude, Shelly Johnson is Betty’s mom – Alice Cooper – AND SHE ROCKS!!!

dude, Dylan McKay is Archie’s dad and he’s like a blue collar Dylan McKay!

and his absentee wife (spoiler alert) is MOLLY FCUKING RINGWALD!!!

and they made Jughead a cool loner rebel dude, and cast someone who looks exactly like an adult version of him - Skeet Ulrich!!!!! (btw, check out the Jug actor Cole Sprouse’s secondary instagram accnt)

oh, did we forget to mention how the show is so super sassy??

and oh so salaciously succulent???

AND oh so saucy sexy??????

oh, and the new look Josie & The Pussycats are purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrfect (shout out to their ‘Sugar Sugar’ redo!)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXxrH0Mnopk

oh, and there’s plenty of good teen drama, and like mystery and mayhem, and stuff, and like a zillion redheads (i love redheads)!!!

and the show ‘somehow’ changed my lifelong allegiances from Betty to Veronica????????????

cause…

Camila Mendes 4 life!!!

 

is it season 2 yet??

this is Diane Lane’s mom!!!

Colleen Farrington, Playboy’s Miss October 1957!!!

one thing I forgot to mention months back… Lifetime’s Britney Every After movie was A-MAZING, and in particular, the girl who played the lead, Natasha Bassett.  her and her stunning peepers, and the movie should win 99023923191239 zillion TV Oscars

oh man, love me some Bassetttt.  been hounding her since Fail Caesar!

here’s hoping she’s hounding TV and movie screens for zillions of years to come!!!!!!!

look, I’m no fan of their family, but(t)…

Get Out
The Step-Stepford Wives
Official Site | Trailer & Mo
R | 104 min

I finally got out and saw Get Out.  It’s true!  And it was good!  Way to make a real movie Jordan Peele!  I thought all you were gonna do was be in a bunch of Keanus (which isn’t a bad thing, juss more of the same kinda thing), and yer directorial debut movie had some Keanu-ish stuff with comic relief from Lil Rel Howery, but some seriously good serious stuff too!

It was scary! And creepy!  Even Catherine Keener was supes creepers jeepers, and so was Caleb Landry Jones and Stephen Root! And Bradley Whitford was douchey as always!!  And Allison Williams, who is not much of an actress, totally did that things she does – being a white chick!!  And Posh Kenneth from Skins (Daniel Kaluuya) is in something other than Skins (that I know of)!  [aside – man, Skins was the fcuking best!]

Half way thru the movie, I knew exactly where it was all going, but I still enjoyed the rest of the ride

Then when I left the theater, I was like, man, I REALLY need to see 1975’s Stepford Wives again.  And so I did (and you can too here), and was like, MAN, Get Out is a modern, but loving and topical, rip-off of The Stepford Wives!  I have a feeling that most people who saw AND loved Get Out have never encountered the Ira Levin novel or 1975 movie version.  You/them peoples should get out (or stay in) and go see that…

…and see Katharine Ross in a see-thru nightie!!!!!!!!

Verdictgo: Jeepers Worth A Peepers

Get Out is still in theaters, and digital/disc things next month

and until next thyme the balcony is clothed…