Thighs Wide Shut

Cuthbert currently in NYC filming My Sassy Girl, and currently being hypnotized by clapboards

Dakota Fanning wants to direct more than she wants pubes

Sacha Baron Cohen Was a Male Model

•Michael Psenicska, 2006’s Best Supporting Actor

David Lynch poo-poos the more Twin Peaks notion. Funny, cause word has it that his new movie is poo-poo

Rocky screenings galore, sadly it’s not for Rocky I

the Bergdorf Goodman windows

where have I seen this layout before?

a History of Snowboarding in 2 minutes flat, like yer mum’s chest [Bizzaro Lazzaro]

you can’t spell Danni without ‘in’ or ‘nad’, but you can’t with NSFW

Ghanian film posters [Cab Driver]

Tasty Crispy Silkworm

Walt Disney’s The Story Of Menstruation, fo-five-reals!

Tefillin Barbie [The Thinker]

locate a cell phone anywhere in the world [The Eating Machine]

and how come Tron Guy hasn’t thrown his latest male-camel toe creation up on his websight yet? [WTFOMGZ]

and I guess it’s better to lose a job than yer life, so we give brief PTFOuts to the dude who sorta helped Edward Norton’s career and Richard Gere’s hair and the bizatch who basically paved the way for Alex DeLarge to have a song to sing while raping and pillaging

Lily Allen, cutie at large (no relation to Alex DeLarge)

[herspace]

Jack White, the OG Dane Cook

Hey, YAAAAAAAAAA [Hattan]

‘I Done Soiled My Britches!‘ [Gulf of Tonkin]

Where Are They Now: The White Shadow

the real Fapino Royale [NSFW]

world’s wurstest burglar since the Hamburglar [Jewanicur/Texas Dave]

Jonesing for Jones. I dare you to try to keep up with them all

Where does the expression ‘Be there or be square’ come from?

Stuff People Write On Money

Abandoned Shopping Carts

before Sacha Baron Cohen was the cause of Kiddd Rockk’s ire he was a nobody/the host of some busted-arsed UK cable show called Pump TV. Peep a bit o’ his stylin’s here (at the beginning and then about 3:45 in)

For Your Consideration
It’s Not Funny
Trailers & mo

It’s not funny. It’s not funny. It’s not funny. It’s not funny. It’s not funny. It’s not funny. It’s not funny. It’s not funny. It’s not funny. It’s not funny. It’s not funny. It’s not funny. It’s not funny. It’s not funny. It’s not funny. It’s not funny. It’s not funny. It’s not funny. It’s not funny. It’s not funny. It’s not funny. It’s not funny. It’s not funny. It’s not funny. It’s not funny. It’s not funny. It’s not funny, at all. OK, so there was ONE funny bit, but dats cause phun with photoshop + Ricky Gervais always = funny. Otherwise, It’s not funny. It’s not funny. It’s not funny. It’s not funny. It’s not funny. It’s not funny. It’s not funny. It’s not funny. It’s not funny. It’s not funny. It’s not funny. It’s not funny. It’s not funny. It’s not funny. It’s not funny. It’s not funny. It’s not funny. It’s not funny. It’s not funny. It’s not funny. It’s not funny. It’s not funny.

Unsatisfied with this?: Netflix the only truly deeply madly funny Guest joint Waiting For Guffman [trailer + ints]

Possible Porno Name: Consider Fornication

Be Our Guest: this Dread Pirate Roberts impostor is ALMOST as funny as For Your Consideration

To Help Ease The Pain & Ease Strokin Your Vein: Britney’s NSFW shaven roast beef platter

John Grisham’s Jizzum (aka Verdict): consider Slittin Yer Eyes Out Wit POOPulous

until next thyme, the balcony is clothed…

Peace The Fork Out
to
the guy who’s final pretentious movie
starred Lindsay Lohag
for cryin out loud
Robert Bernard Altman

1925 – 2006

• my personal fav The Long Goodbye
• the greatestist casting of balls thyme: Shelley Duvall as Olive Oyl in his Popeye
• a slightly NSFW oddly fapolicous Cynthia Stevenson in The Player
• as an ‘actor’ slingin drinks in Franco Zeffirelli’s Endless Love
• his NORML activites, as a member of their advisory board
&
• Ini Kamoze’s ‘Here Comes The Hotstepper’ [d|vid] from PrêtShit-à-Porter

+ much hugs and misses to Andre ‘Dirty’ Waters & Bo ‘Peep’ Schembechler