Thighs Wide Shut

Mr Belding, Tony Romo, no ribs or bells, but plenty of Journey

[The Thinker]

Hairstyle Names From 1970s Ebony Ad [GMask]

Panda Sneeze

Super Bowl Standings
…who knew dat the Vikes blew as much as the Bills did?
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Zachary Allen, heavy on talent, light in loafers

[Cruisespanko]

Every Playboy Centerfold mt everest [NSFW]

Unconscious (Inconscientes)
A Waking Wife
Trailer

Unconscious is hands AND thighs down the finestest Spanish sex farce period piece comedy that will be released in theaters in 2007 (good luck to whichever is the second movie to fit that bill this year!). This film was released in it’s native country two years ago, and made the usual rounds on the festival circuit the following year, and is just now reaching our shores. Why the delay? I haven’t the slightest idea, but this mos delightful and delicious film about Freud, sexual taboos, and sweating your sister/brother-in-law will remind you that there are other talented filmmakers working in Spain that don’t happen to be named Almodóvar. Joaquín Oristrell is that director not named Almodóvar and he takes us on a non-stop rollercoaster ride of fun and funny as our two star crossed lovers-in-laws, the facial hair dynamo Luis Tosar (the drug king pin from Miami Vice) and IMO, the mos beautiful non-English speaking woman in the world Leonor Watling (one of the coma chicks in Almodóvar’s Talk To Her), examine sexual norms and abby normals as they try find Watling’s missing husband. Think Sex and The City, cept the city isn’t NYC, the women aren’t that annoying, and it doesn’t star a horse/genius

Unsatisfied with this?: Netflix our 11th mos flav pic from the ’06 Only Human [Trailer|TWS review] which was written and directed by the same husband-wife team that wrote Unconscious

Possible Porno Name: OnCuntLips

Apt MPupil3: the Beatles take on ‘Bésame Mucho‘ [d]

John Grisham’s Jizzum (aka Verdict): Jeepers Worth A Peepers + an extra Jeeper!

before we go, we long over dooley bid a doo-doo to the our longest reigning Royal Thighness (crowned a year ago today!) Camilla Belle Routh, as we say hola to our neuva pequeño amigo, whom we hinted Royal status at 1/2 a year ago, but have been once bitten forever smitten with for ages…

until next thyme the balcony is clothed…

although she made a lot of men go coming

If those kids ever go blind looking at that growth poster they could always visit with Rex’s eye doctor daddy R Daniel in Bloomington, IN

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Tits about time someone recognized Tori Spelling’s canine like beauty

Officially the least hotttiest pic of film director Tiffani Thiessen mt EVERest… btw, this one is still the mostest

the force is strong with these parent’s basement dwellers

yes, that dude from Robocop who turns into the Toxic Avenger is indeed Jack Bauer’s newly peace the forked out brother

[animated bestness via YTMND]

& THIS takes tittyf&cking to a whole new level [obvnsfw]

and YES, this is the gayest pic of Gandalf that you will ever see

the closest one can get to Stanley Kubrick these days, besides catchin a giant retrospective, like the one in suburban MD, is buying the artwork of his wife, Christiane

the one link I shoulda never clicked on cause I is now blind: I am – Mena Suvari Topless Beach of the Day [NSFW & Eyes]

Borat, now in bunnyvision

The Slow Clap, sadly not about the creeping up of gonorrhea

death from a doppleganger

Library Thing Suggester or to hell with that and juss try to keep pace with everytang that Art Garfunkel has read

PFUBU (Porn For Us By Us): Assraellis [NSFW]

What Does 200 Calories Look Like?

kids, make yer own Optimus Prime! [Pakula Shaker]

love animated gifs? then you’ll love the Animated Gif Mashup!

hey you, if you ever find that ‘peggy flemming thigh machine‘, lemme know cause I wanna sue that bitch for Thighpyright infringement

The Post-It Note Jaguar, most likely engineered by Romy and Michele

and if yer ever in northern VT, besides gettin yer nosh on at Al’s French Frys, you muss muss stop at Ben & Jerry’s Factory Tour in Waterbury. It’s not the craziest thang ever but me & the Thigh Mistress, although not as hot as these two, found it all to be quite mooooooooooving

If you need more info on the tour
please contact them toll-free
at 866-BJ-TOURS