Thighs Wide Shut

things…

2) Skins, still alive by the hairs of their chinny chin chins. In Todd Collins we trust drink Tom Collinses. Norman Chad still beerlarious

3) more lawsuits = even more free Borat movie publicity

4) juss cause these NSFW beauties aint of Tiger Woods’ trophy wife doesn’t mean you shouldn’t have your pants around your ankles right now

5) juss dem good ol’ boys toys

[Catalog Finds]

7) Mathieu Amalric will make a flawsome Bond villian, and regardless of how thumcredible Christian Bale is, he won’t be able to bail out the Terminator franchise

8) want Galaga quilt, need Gallagher to quit

9) sure, blame finals week!

10) happy 33rd burstday to you Megan Martha White and yer slip sloppy jaloppy poppies!! although we’re sad to report that in these uncertain days & lays we’re more hot to trot for your NSFW fake sex taper than you

[Wizard/Spakula Da Foola]

Goldenfiddle, your amazing

Marisa Tomei’s boobs are cinema 2007’s breast! And here they are for you NSFW jerknuts who haven’t seen this yumcredible movie yet

the Jesus Lizard Camp?

for sale: a black kid’s computer desk [GrowBrain]

we took time out for Time Out NY

Прикольные карикатуры знаменитостей

Pac-Man Christmas tree [NOTCOT]

death from a turducken [NSFW]

we’re done thinking on Monday AMs
but we still love things in groups of ten
so here are ten… things!

1) we’ve been waiting fo ages to see what Elisha Cuthbert’s sister Lee Ann looks like

2) the tribute to Sean Taylor that the Skins and their fans put on yesterday was eggszactly what it needed to be. the outcome of the game was not. how do you lose 5 games after leading at halftime in one year ? we wish it was the straw the banged the camel’s a$$, but since the NFC purty much blows, dem Skins are STILL in the playoff hunt. pee es – FU to you money makers out there

3) cark your malendars: the extra special Extras series finale airs 12/16 on HBO

4) we just lost our perma-boner for Camilla Belle

6) never forget: RateMyPoo.com

7) a fan of Gossip Girl, aka the show that’s 283283 times better than The OC cause stuff actually happens? then we know your reading NY Mag‘s weekly deli-licious round up of Xs, Os and no-nos

8) JO matz for all you fan boys out there

9) some chick pouring milk on her bynormus bazongies [NSFW]

10) many years have passedt, but still, no other porn has topped the name and poster of…

2) I don’t lynx Mizzou will beat Oklahoma in the Big 12 Championship, but if they do, then what could stop them from winning it all? I sure hope they do, and I’m sure alums Brad Pitt and my mother do as well

3) I lynx big bidness should suffer instead of us consumers. Two big F-Us go out to Blu-Ray/HD-DVD and the NFL Network/Cable companies

4) If a Chinese restaurant doesn’t serve sesame chicken, I lynx they shouldn’t be allowed to call themselves a Chinese restaurant

5) I lynx Showtime’s Californication [NSFW] may be the real reason why boobs were invented

7) It may not be best collection of Damon Albarn b-sides goings, but I lynx the Gorillaz new D-Sides disc is still better than no sides at all. Plus the disc with all the remixes is tres fab

8) I lynx this is the biggest no-brainer of the year: Flight of the Conchords were named the 2007 Wellingtonians of the Year

9) I lynx it’s every human’s duty to make the pilgrimage to Graceland, at least once in their lifetime

10) I lynx all the hot ladies on my Kwanzaa list are gonna get some Aqua Dots this year

Ten Things I Col Klink I Col Klink I Col Klink Without My Klinky Boots

Ten Things I Sphinx I Sphinx I Sphinx Without A Sphinxtor

Ten Things I Think I Think I Think Without A ThinkPad