Thighs Wide Shut

we juss mumbled upon the greatestistest wiki site mt EVERest:
Closing Logo Group Wiki
and cause we have nothing better to do
besides seeing movies and seeking out NSFW honeys with gynormus cans
we’ve ranked our mos flavorite 20 logos + others we’ve deemed james worthy

1) WGBH (1978 to Present)
Where To Find It: anything on PBS that’s (probably) good or British or both

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2) Warner Bros. Pictures (1972-1984)
Where To Find It: A Clockwork Orange

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3) HBO Feature/Special Presentation (1983-1999)
Where To Find It: in our (wet) dreams

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4) 20th Century Fox Film Corporation (1935-1994)
Where To Find It: no better place than the OG versions of Star Wars, Eps IV-VI

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5) Classic Warner Bros. Cartoons (1942-1964)
Where To Find It: anywhere it’s duck or rabbit season

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6) Hanna-Barbera (1979-1990)
Where To Find It: Shirt Tales

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7) Walt Disney Home Video/Entertainment (1978-1986) & (1981-1987)
Where To Find It: any VHS (or BetaMax) tape that came in a huge white case

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8) PBS (1971-1984)
Where To Find It: Electric Company

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9) Stephen J. Cannell Productions/Cannell Entertainment (1982-1999)
Where To Find It: The A-Team

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10) Ubu Productions (1982 – present)
Where To Find It: Family Ties

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11) Amblin Entertainment (1982 – present)
Where To Find It: Amazing Stories

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12) ITC Entertainment Group (1973-1989)
Where To Find It: The Muppet Show

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13) DiC Audiovisuel/Entertainment (1987-2005)
Where To Find It: Inspector Gadget

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14) Thames (1969-1989)
Where To Find It: Danger Mouse

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15) NBC (any one that’s in color)
Where To Find It: uh, NBC?

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16) MGM Cartoons (1963-1967)
Where To Find It: Chuck Jones-produced Tom & Jerrys

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17) MTM Enterprises, Inc./Productions (1970-1998)
Where To Find It: The White Shadow

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18) Paramount Television (1969-1975)
Where To Find It: The Brady Brunch

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19) Mark VII Productions/Limited (1953-1971)
Where To Find It: Dragnet

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20) Universal Pictures (1963-1990)
Where To Find It: Back To The Future

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honor blackman able mentions:

ABC (1962-1970’s)
Castle Rock Entertainment (1989-1994)
CBS Productions (1966-??)
Children’s Television Workshop (1978-1983)
Classic Paramount Cartoons (all)
Columbia Pictures (1975-1981)
Desilu/Lucille Ball Productions (1966-1967)
DreamWorks SKG (1997 – present)
Emotion (1999-2007)
Focus Features (2002 – present)
Gaumont (all)
Gracie Films (1987 – present)
Imagine Entertainment (1995 – present)
Krofft Productions/Entertainment (1969-1976)
The Ladd Company (1980-1996)
Lionsgate (2005 – present)
London Weekend Television (1971-1978)
Lucasfilm Limited (1997 – present)
Marvel Productions Ltd (1985-1993)
Miramax (1999 – present)
MTV (80s)
Orion Pictures (1981-1996)
Operation Prime Time (1976-1987)
Picturehouse (2005 – present)
Picturemaker Productions (1985-1989)
Pixar (1995 – present)
Rainbow Releasing Productions (1995 – present)
Rankin-Bass Productions (1968-1975)
Ruby-Spears (1981-1992)
RKO Pictures (1929-1958)
Steven Bochco Productions (1989 – present)
Television New Zealand (1980-1982)
TriStar Pictures (1984-1993)
United Artists Pictures (1981-1987)
WCET (Late 1980’s?-????)

and the scariest one of balls thyme:

Lynch/Frost Productions (1990-1992)

which logos razzle your bedazzlers?
pray tell
and praying mantis!!

buying Mario Kart Wii

it’s like 1992 all over again
cept it’s like 2008 and the world kinda blows

Amy Winehouse doing a Bond theme

a Kubrick Holocaust film starring Uma Thurman that thankfully was never made

more Damon Albarn

remember those Playboy centerfolds galore links from the 50s, 60s and 70s links? Well, add the 80s to the muss JO list [NSFW]

registering for the chance to buy MLB All-Star tickets

Sharapova’s crotch shot [Byrne Baby Byrne!]

a 51-track double disc live Fiery Furnaces live album

peeping Brandy Robbins’ bazongies [NSFW]

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Standard Operating Procedure
Sure To Abu Ghraib Your Attention
Trailers & Mo

A picture is worth a thousand words, and in the case of the numerous horrific ones taken at Abu Ghraib prison in 2004, it’s impossible to figure out the context of them without hearing the thousands of additional words provided by the people in the photos and those who took them. That’s the task the masterful Errol Morris (Fog of War/Thin Blue Line) has set up for himself, as he’s the latest director to join the ‘this war on terrorism really sucks’ documentary fray. Procedure is a searing investigation that lets five out of the seven ‘bad apple’ indicted soldiers finally have their say (the other two who were not interviewed are still in prison). From a distance, the soldiers are the poster children for everything wrong with the war, but when we examine them close-up, they seem more like victims (especially poor Lynndie England), who were thrown under the bus by our government that would gladly point their fingers at anyone that isn’t themselves. Morris doesn’t assign blame or even exonerate the accused, but he’s raising the right questions in this complex morality tale, where it’s hard to distinguish what’s illegal and what constitutes, wait for it… standard operating procedure. Clocking in at almost two hours, Procedure leaves no stone unturned, and after awhile, it can be a bit tiring, especially with the endless reenactments filling the void of not having any moving pictures. This isn’t as required viewing as No End In Sight is, but if yer looking to take a similar Taxi Ride to the Dark Side, give it a go

He Can’t Quit His Day Job: in order to pay the billz, Morris shoots a lotta commercials

Right Here, Right Now: is there any butter time to break out one of our mos flavorite links… Doing A Lynndie

John Grisham’s Jizzum (aka Verdict): Jeepers Worth A Peepers

Roman De Gare
Ghostwriter’s Recon
Trailers & Mo

Claude Lelouch’s Roman De Gare is a feast for those who love a movie with boundless twists and turns. The double Ts may unfurl at a snail’s pace, but nonetheless, they’re satisfying enough for you to watch the lives of a best selling author (Fanny Ardant), an abandoned woman (Audrey Dana), and a curious stranger (Dominique Pinon, that lil dude in all those Marc Caro/Jean-Pierre Jeunet flicks) intersect. This slow burning treat reminded us a lot of François Ozon’s Swimming Pool, where the lines between fact and fiction were delightfuly blurred. Luckily for us though, De Gare‘s bushless [NSFW]

Body of Work: Lelouch has not only produced a bunch of beautiful films, but a bunch o’ beautiful children as well. Say bonjour to his lil hotties (that we could find snaps of) Salomé, Sarah and Shaya (the last two appear in Roman)

John Grisham’s Jizzum (aka Verdict): Jeepers Worth A Peepers

both films open in limited release today

until next thyme the balcony is clothed…

Frodo’s first onscreen love scenes involved spaghetti and our sweetie Leonor Watling, WTFudge? We don’t see any spaghetti here [NSFW], and we wish we didn’t have to see Wat’s (my) precious teets pressed up against young blue eyes/dorkus malorkus. The film where all this goes down, The Oxford Murders, is currently playing abroad, with no US release date set yet. Watling, is currently playing in our pants as we type this

sorta not related: Dildo Saggins pisses in the shower

Lily Allen’s new tunes are, alright, still juss as yumcredible as her old ones

Closing Ring, sure to be the breast movie starring Falkor’s sister [NSFW]

Jessica Rabbit untooned

the ins and outs of In-N-Out’s stoopid secret menu. wonder if we can order secret fries that actually taste good [SS Meals]

guess we can delete Smiley Face from the queue

Playboy centerfolds galore from the 50s, 60s and 70s [NSFW]

beards, the finest in German ingenuity

World War II Aerography on Planes

art

Young Me – Now Me [Data ?]

Democratic dance off

more Atari 2600 box munchin [levittown]

which is larger: the hard-on(e) NY Mag has for Gossip Girl (which returns 2nite) or the one we sport for Chuck Bass and his eyebrows?

“I met him once under a bridge in Nashville. He was handing out $5 bills. I had never seen anyone with patent-leather white boots standing under a bridge like that. I remember a homeless man gave him a plastic comb as a token of his appreciation.“
– Harmony Korine on meeting James Brown + 5 other people he deeply admires

your first look at Rachel Nichols as Scarlett, Channing Tatum as Duke, Karolina Korkova as Cover Girl, Marlon Wayans as Ripcord, Byung-hun Lee as Storm Shadow, Sienna Miller as The Baroness, Ray Park as Snake Eyes, and Dennis Quaid as Hawk

invetigating what Gareth Keenan’s been up to

Cuthbest in Maxim, well, she has to do something to keep busy

Asia Argento makes sweet music with a dude from Telepopmusik

mark your calendars: June 18, Brooklyn officially turns into the suburbs

Perfect Strangers/Head Of The Class promo rap

seamsteress of the Ku Klux Klan

youreyeswideshut.com

milking teets [NSFW]

not so gif-ted [NSFW]

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