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Tailor Made

18. Nov, 2008 0 Comments


Lana Tailor w/clothes is almost more
fappable than Lana Taylor w/o [NSFW]

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R.O.B. Bases Loaded

13. Nov, 2008 0 Comments

wait, there was a second Nintendo game besides Gyromite that utilized the useless R.O.B.?

Holy Thanksgiving dinner, Batman, them Turks be crazy!

Star Wars – an a CRAPella tribute to John Williams

Japan sets the world record for largest orgy

breasts, Lucy Pinder’s, click [NSFW]

fakes, Alba, click [NSFW]

were some US slave owners black?

Ryan Howard vs Ryan Howard

Life After Small Wonder: The Jerry Supiran Story

we’d like to see Mike Rowe try this dirty job on for size [b3ta]

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Quantum of Fapping

10. Nov, 2008 0 Comments

Bond movies = Bond Girls
and in our book
anyone in a Bond movie
can be a Bond Girl
and if you remember correctly
Bond = return of the fap

Camille


Olga Kurylenko
[NSFW]

Strawberry Fields


Gemma Arterton

CIA Flight Attendant

Rachel McDowall

Perla de las Dunas Receptionist

Oona Chaplin

Mr. White’s Girlfriend

Elizabeth Arciniega

Corinne

Stana Katic

Gemma

Lucrezia Lante
della Rovere

Floria Tosca

Karine Babajanyan

Ocean Sky Receptionist

Sarah Hadland

Hirtenknabe

Katia Velletaz

Gift Bag Girl

Karin Lanz

Dominic Greene

Mathieu Amalric

Mathis

Giancarlo Giannini

Producer &
Daughter of Cubby

Barbara Broccoli


merry effin Veteran’s Stadium Day!
guess who be our mos flavroite Veteran?

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It’s About Time

03. Nov, 2008 0 Comments


we at Thighs Wide Shut endorse the following for President: Popeyes, Pinder’s boobs, Cooley’s penis, the latest 50 images posted to Live Journal [usually NSFW, always effin random and funtastic], Tootsie Fruit Rolls, Jimmy Smits on Dexter, the 1972 edition of Clue, HÃ¥kan Loob jobs, Zipporah Films, The Streets’ ‘Heaven For The Weather’, the chocolate malts from Steak n Shake, girls who dress up like Droogs, the Jhoon Rhee ‘Nobody Bother Me’ commercial, a Jewish Ivanka Trump, The Joy of Painting, Gus Frerotte’s headbutt, GoldenFiddleDotCom, Donovan, Mike Donovan, Lib’s Patty Meltâ„¢, this animated gif

and erasing the painful memory that was John Kerry

¡vote or diet!

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Thumbs Downing His Knows

30. Oct, 2008 1 Comment

Do the math: If one week you state, “Mr. Untouchable makes American Gangster look like a fairy tale,” and the next week you say, American Gangster was Goodfellas for “the next generation,” then you must conclude that Mr. Untouchable is better than Goodfellas.

Beware of verbal parallelism: Never make a statement such as, “I like women in real life, but I didn’t like The Women.” Readers may write you sharing that they loved JFK, but they fly out of O’Hare.

Accept no favors: For example, if some “friends” throw you a birthday party at a Vegas joint they hope to fill with movie stars who are your “friends,” say thanks, but no thanks. That crosses the line, even if the “Britney Spears of Korea” truly is your close personal friend. Your only real friends come to the party you throw for yourself in the activities room of your condo building, and they bring their own booze. [Note: If the Britney Spears of Korea is the real thing, Britney Spears should be known in Korea as the BoA Kwan of America.]

No posing for photos!: Never ask a movie star to pose with you for a picture. No movie star ever wants to do this. They may smile, but they’re gritting their teeth. “It is the Chinese Water Torture,” Clint Eastwood told me. Remember, you are a professional. You are not a friend. You diminish yourself by asking for a snapshot.

above are excerpts from Roger Ebert’s Journal: Roger’s Little Rule Book, which is basically an open letter ripping ‘critic’ Ben Lyons a new arsehole, without ever mentioning his nepotismtastic name. Somebody please stop Ben Lyons, whose been dubbed ‘the Sarah Palin of film criticism’. Hopefully Lord Ebert won’t blind item attack us one day, but then again, he didn’t say anything against using a lot of puns or posting NSFW material in movie reviews

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