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Трусы с доктором Х. и тд = Cowards with the doctor x. [td
er, um, ok!

Zhang Ziyi nude-ish on a beach, with a man munching tiger her a$$ [NSFW]

Vegas Magazine is incapable of producing a bad cover, including this month’s covergal Nancy O’Dellicous

anatomically incorrect Barbie & Ken were named after the creator’s kids. real life Ken was teased often, later married a woman and had kids, was a closet gay and later died of AIDS. bet his wishes he was born anatomically incorrect [NY Post]

maybe Ken’s wife should have used The FAG detector [popbitch]

Redskins program from 1966, which proves that Native Americans hate the Giants too [roachclip]

worst single season leads to worst single decision [Xtra Mustard]

Ice as cool [NSFW]

Farts Save Lives

BulletBall and BulletBall Extreme


Best Roller Coaster Souvenir Photos Ever
(‘ever’ may be stretching it juss a bit)

and peas enjoy our new 403 error page

and then… Zardoz

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Come on Eileen Wuornos

we wanna lick Jane Taylor‘s eyes (and thighs) [NSFW]

Lucy Pinder in Nuts, topless. guess ’09 gonna be a lot like ’08 [NSFW]

This is what it sounds like when dolls cry [NSFW]

How does ejaculation work? [SFW]

CumOnEileen.com [NSFW]

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In Oder Aus for the ‘009

when The Post mixes with the Bruno in the mix bowl that be our brains, you get our anal-ual this thing…

OUT
IN

Caroline Kennedy

Kennedy Fried Chicken
Bailouts

Christian Bale’s
annoying
Batman voice

JJ ABRAMS

ee cummings

Blair & Chuck

Chuck & Buck


One-Eyed
Willy


Chilly Willie
The Penguin

Twist Endings

Twistys.com*

Blur reunion
rumors

an actual
Blur reunion

Chipotle Farts

Nick Nolte’s Farts

The American
Recession

The Vienna
Secession

Tainted Love

Tainted Taints

girls wanting
more SATC

girls wanting
more nut sack


Keith David


David Keith

The Bermuda
Triangle

The Triangle Below
Canal Street

Saucer Eyes

Saucer Thighs

Frost/Nixon

Nixon/Frost

Men Who Look
Like Lesbians

Lesbians Who Look
Like Thespians

hating
Boston sports

hating Boston
Baked Beans




riding Eeyore


riding Jillian Beyor*

The US Open
The US Closed


Zooey Deschanel

Zoe Kazan

Wii The People

X-Box Munching

Thighs Wide Shut

Pies Chide Smut

David Foster Wallace

Dee Wallace


Zardoz


Zubaz

She Hate Me

He Hates These Cans

Whitney Port

Port Wine Cheese

going off on a tangent

going on off a cosine

Katy Perry

Perry Katie

Nazi-Themed
Movies

Yahtzee-Themed
Movies


Pinkberry


Tackleberry

$5 foot longs

$4.99 foot longs

The Apple Dumpling
Gang Rides Again

The Apple Dumpling
Gang Bangs, Again


* denotes NSFWness

and here’s what was In Oder Aus in the ‘006, the ‘007 and the ‘008

and here’s what was in/out back in 1994


[Visual Culture and Health Posters]

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Auld Lang Synes of The Ye Olde Thymes

Revolutionary Road
The Suburban Jungle
Trailers & Mo | Official Website


April (Kate Winslet) and Frank Wheeler (Leonardo DiCaprio) and their two kids move out to a sunny home in the suburbs in hopes of achieving the American dream. What they didn’t realize was that it was going to be a total nightmare (including dinner parties with some overly friendly/annoying neighbors played by rising star David Harbour and perky Kathryn Hahn) and a place where all their dreams would die. Sam Mendes reunites the Titanic pair (and his wife), along with Kathy Bates (what, was Billy Zane not available?), in the screen adaptation of Richard Yates‘ celebrated novel of the same name (one we actually read before we saw the film), and this time the ship is their relationship, well on its way to hitting an iceberg… several icebergs. April comes up with the crazy idea of moving the family to France in hopes of reigniting their passion for life and love. No one they know takes the idea seriously, and after Frank’s rise at the company he can’t stand and April’s unwanted pregnancy, they begin to agree that it may be a fruitless venture. The price of their shattered dreams is their love, and its undoing is udderly heartbreaking. Good thing then that everyone, including the film itself is an absolute thing of (50s American) beauty, as everything else goings on is purty darns ugly. Winslet is stellar as always, and DiCaprio finally has material that perfectly suits his boyish becoming mannish traits, but the performance that grabs the most attention is Michael Shannon‘s, who as Bates’ psychologically damaged son seems to be the only one able to see through everyone’s rosy exteriors, straight to their dismal interiors. Like with Viola Davis in Doubt, Shannon’s work is brief, but unforgettable. They both could easily walk away with Oscars, but then again, wees aint they ones handing them out. Rev Road aint nuttin revolutionary (it’s like Mad Men, with equal amounts of smoking, but less sex and more yelling), and even if the road traveled is a little too bumpy to be fully enjoyed, the drive is juss too scenic to pass up

Behind Blue Eyes: now that baby blue-eyed cutie pie Zooey Deschanel‘s been snapped up by Mr Death Cab For Cutie, we’re transferring all our love to another baby blue-eyed cutie pie, Elia Kazan‘s granddaughter Zoe Kazan (she plays an airy NSFW secretary that DiCaprio lets sharpen his pencils)… that is until she ties the knot with her hipster man, Paul Dano

Verdictgo: Breast In Show

Good
The Good/Bad German
Trailers & Mo | Official Website


Good is a film based on CP Taylor‘s 1981 play that is not great and not bad, but juss plain ole good. It stars Viggo Mortensen as a writer whose novel about euthanasia catches the eye of the Third Reich. They want him to write a medical paper on the subject, and also for him to join their ranks. He really isn’t interested in their politics, but they assure/shut him up by giving him an honorary title that will satisfy both parties. As Viggo’s career keeps on rising, and as he becomes accustomed to a better life (with beauty Jodie Whittaker in hand) he starts to turn a blind eye to his former ideals and his Jewish friend (Jason Isaacs). By the time he wakes up and smells the Sanka, it’s too late to be good anymore. Today marks the release of Good as well as Defiance (eventually to be reviewed when eventually seen), cause nothing ends a year on a thigh note quite like yet another Nazi-themed film. Good is also the last of them Nazi films this year that shares the view of the victimizers, following The Reader and The Boy In The Striped Pajamas. All three shed a well welcomed different light on a familiar topic, and all three are worth your peeperers. So where do Nazi-themed movies go from here? How about on a vacation, as wethinks we could all use a break from never forgetting

Trap The Fly Venus: Whittaker first turned heads and thighs opposite Peter O’Toole as the title character in Venus. Peep how her butt stacks up against Velásquez’s original

Verdictgo: Jeepers Worth A Peepers

Good joins Rev Road currently playing in limited release

stay tuned for our wrap-pup of all things filmatic from the year that was ‘008

and until next thyme the balcony is clothed…

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