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06. Sep, 2010 
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Piranha (3-D)
It Bites, In The Breast Possible Way!!
Official Website | Trailers & Mo
You’re either a person dying to see this movie or one staying the hell away from it, and thus have already rushed to the theater to see it or hid under the covers at home, so our words will probably be moot at this point, but whatever side of the unsafe waters yer on, there’s no denying that Piranha muss be seen at least once, in 3-D (although it’s mainly crummy 3-D), so you can see two nekkid chicks (one being recent P-boy p-mate Kelly Brook, the other NSFW porn star Riley Steele) play lezzie mermaids under the sea [NSFW!!!, but in lame 2-D]!!!!!!!!!!! Do you need to know anything else?  Nope, but it should be noted that Jerry O’Connell should earn a special Oscar for awful acting.  Sometimes trying to be awful at something is munch harder than trying to be good at it
Porn To Be A Girl Gone Wild: speaking of Brook and porn, our mos flavorite lil chimpunkette, Ashlynn Brooke, Â makes a cameo as a girl who gets her boobs slashed in half [SFW]
Verdictgo: pure fun, pur dumb, and to you and we, Jeepers Worth A Peepers
Piranha (3-D) is currently going splish-splash at a theater near jews
and until next thyme the balcony is clothed…
