04. Nov, 2008 
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and double YES to CNN’s Virtual View hologram thingie which inches us one galaxy far far away close close near from a world filled with Star Wars stuff and things!
hopefully chicks walking around in metal bras will become the next Star Wars stuff and things to go mainstream
31. Oct, 2008 0 Comments
no movie reviews today kiddies, so we guess you’ll have to brave Kevin Smith’s latest poopfest Zach & Miri Make A Playlist on yer own. insteady, here’s some last minute costumes ideas for Halloween, dunns up in our special photochop sauce…
Halloween on The Office > Halloween on The Simpsons
19. Aug, 2008 0 Comments
Ziro The Hutt Capote The Slutt = the sound of the Star Wars franchise going completely kaput. The more we think about The Clone Wars ‘movie’ the more wees gets angries (all dough, the more wees thinks about voice actress Cat Taber the mores our lightsaber riseseses). Damns you George Lucas!! We hope Pizza The Hutt comes to life and eats you and yer 17 necks/chins
boo-nus: buy Ziro The Hutt shirt that’s juss as ugly and awful as the real/fake thing!
06. Aug, 2008 0 Comments
10. Jun, 2008 2 Comments
Han Solo, Mos Eisley pimp daddy in A New Hope?
Luke Skywalker, Phantom Menace of the Opera in Empire?
Princess Leia, Mother Teresa of Tatooine in Jedi?
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaa?
click no further than
Star Wars Cut Scenes
for much undiscovered image and VIDEO (!!!!) bestness, including, but not Lucasfilm LTD to Wampa attacks, Luke’s Poncho, his dorky friends and where Aunt Beru gets her blue milk (!!!)
but WEIGHT
from that site
we uncovered sumtang even more hamazing
Return of the Ewok
a 24-minute mockumentary starring a then 11 year-old Warwick Davis (aka Wicket), and many familiar faces (and Veruca Salt’s dad?) and places from ROTJ
watch full version w/sh%tty bootleg video spliced in
or a highlight version with the best video quality available
(which sadly happens to be Warwick’s VHS copy)
[many spanks to Navi The Terrible Bowler]
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