Thighs Wide Shut

The Corn Wars Hath Begun
starring Bill Murray

Corn porn?

[spank yous to Menyinc, LMS, JT, the V-Men, Cabby, C&A F, D-Mack, Drewish, H-Costs, Chucky Poo, and the US Army]

pee es – DUKE SHUCKS!!

Good Girls 78, Bad Girls 75, OT

Women’s Final > Men’s Final/Joakim Noah’s facial expressions

Mandy Moore and Robin Williams are going to the chapel

Lenny Kravitz wishes he was is Jimi Hendrix

Martine McCutcheon and Richard E Grant drink tea

Shavlik Randolph and Louis Williams want to double team you [Navi Eht Elbirret]

Britney Spears parties with dwarves

Ashley Simpson does not need me

Bandwagon Boy goes into space

There’s no reason 2007 couldn’t have been 1997

Trevor’s mum is the breast

Doctor Who is the new William Shatner

He may or may not look particularly James Spaderish

Twin Peaks turns 16 this Saturday, and my dear Papa, 63. So who’s buying the black licorice? [ND Kalu]

‘One Wild Night,’ Beastie Boys: Rappers let 50 fans create movie of Madison Square Garden concert. The film turned out so well, the same 50 people have been challenged to make a Knicks telecast watchable. – Dan Steinberg and Desmond Bieler

Gawker stalks George Clooney

George Clooney stalks Gawker

Music Snob stalks Dangermouse, and his family while eating soul food

spreaking de Deutsche of…

time for a

Muzak BREAK!!!

May 9th can’t come soon enuff, or about as many times as I cum to the sweet sweet tunes of Gnarls Barkley. Can you say future breastest album of the ’06?

‘Crazy’ [l]
‘Crazy’, cover by The Kooks [l]
‘Go Go Gadget Gospel’ [l]
‘Gone Daddy Gone’, Violent Femmes cover [l]
‘Just A Thought’ [l]
‘Smiley Faces’ [l]

+ these two non-Barkley charles-ton chews…

‘Black Metallic’ – Catherine Wheel [d]

‘Where In The World Is Carmen Sandiego’ – Rockapella [d]

(Diana) rigged door [vid]

The retro-fitting of a KitKat Chunky Peanut Butter bar

T H E M O V I E T I M E L I N E [CMB]

Montreal Expo 1967 [Met-Life]

GayWheels.com

Yoda Dog

What’s up with 666, the “mark of the beast”?

Man creates giant kebab

Up for grabs, to the highest bidder, one original amateur Leprechaun sketch [Gorillazzzzz]

And how does one make the NBA fun? Photoshop

like
Prince
Gnarls Barkley
(who’ll be on Conan 5/24)
&
Pat O’Brien

why?

Cause for one night morning only,
it’ll be 123456…

01:02:03 AM
04/05/06

unless of course you live in Europe
and if u do, i feel sorry for you
cause u probably don’t get a lot of ice
and free napkins when you go to Maccy-D’s

[hat tip to Marwanicur for that hot hot infos]

Brick
High School Confidential
View Trailer (one of the breast I’ve seen in the ’06)

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I know you watch The OC, or used to watch it. And I know you know that show totally has no value, unless value is weighed by MILFs, Peter Gallagher’s eyebrows, and every band that has once graced the linkages of Stereogum. Well lets say that one day The OC woke up and decided to pay homage to about 11 film noir classics, replaced Adam Brody with that soon to be minor-major Hollywood playa kid from Third Rock (you MUSS see him in Mysterious Skin), Rachel Bilson with a thinking man’s Rachel Bilson (the berry yummilcious Nora Zehetner), and cast Lukas Haas as a local drug kingpin, for no good reason, other than the fact that I’m sure his schedule was clear, and dude, he’s fucking in the Haaaaaaaaas!!! Sounds like a completely pretentious hodgey-podgey mish-mash, eh? Well, it aint the perfectedness that is Basement Jaxx’ Kish Kash, but who eggspects perfectednessness from a flick with an estimated budget of .5 mil!! Sure, some of the actors may have been cast by picking names out of a hat, and okay, the movie’s hepcat slanguage can be more daunting than anything written in Nadsat, and aiiiight, the plot may be more all over the place than a Wesley Willis/Daniel Johnston duet, but this moody lil ’05 Sundance fav kept my interest from start to finish, and the same can’t be said for a lot of the crap that’s been released this year, hispecially for a certain movie I know that starts with V and is crapdetta on wheels.

Recommended for those who like: urban dictionary.com, Sally Bowles, the female droog, and Heidi Fleiss’ nephew

Possible Porno Name: Laying Pipe, Laying Brick, Smoke My Cock, Lick My Prick

Unsatisfied with this? Netflix one of the only watchable Robert Altman flicks, The Long Goodbye

Apt MPupil3: ‘Sycamore Trees’ by Jimmy Scott & Angelo Badalamenti from the Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me soundtrack [d]

Did You Know: that Nora Z has died in two movies by way of neck?

John Grisham’s Jizzum (aka Verdict): has a bit more merit than some, so Jeepers Worth A Peepers

Boo Florida Gatorades!

‘T.O.S.M.’ [d]

2002, Garyalnd stizz

GO MARYLAND WOMEN?

End Communication