Thighs Wide Shut

Strangers With Candy
The Prequel MOVIE
The Teaser TRAILER

Set times are up for those pups goin. Kayne West is the sirprize guest. I guess Beck was too busy performing back-alley abortions elsewhere this weekend…

[heads up by PradaShoppe]

There aint enuff churros and frozen chocolate covered banananas in the world to get me desert bound this year

Anywho, next week, we’ll have a wrap-up of all the wurstivities by a very special guest

See you in the ’07, when the pre-hype guessin begins all over again

I met my literary hero Kurt Vonnegut last nite. What did you do? Who cares, cause yer probably not even reading this wright now. He rox. You don’t. I don’t. Your mother doesn’t. I would know. She can’t even clean my grundle properly with her tongue. Stoopid bitch. Go read some Vonnegut, cause if you do maybe I’ll Kurt Vonnegut-wit-chu!!

‘Brimful of Asha’ by Cornershop, remix by Fatboy Slim [d]

‘Cry Little Sister (Theme From The Lost Boys)’ by Gerard McMann [d]

‘Detachable Penis’ by King Missle [d]

‘Erase/Rewind’ by The Cardigans [d]

‘Fall On Me’ by REM [d]

‘Golden Brown’ by The Stranglers [d]

‘Hitchin A Ride’ by Vanity Fair [d]

‘Insomnia’ by Faithless [d]

‘Jump’ by Kriss Kross [d]

‘Karma Police’ by Tori Amos [d]

‘LDN’ by Lily Allen [d + vid]

‘Mixed Bizness’ by Beck, remix by Les Rhythmes Digitales [d]

‘No Myth’ by Michael Penn [d]

‘Our House’ by Madness [d]

‘Playgirl’ by Ladytron [d]

‘Queen Bitch’ by David Bowie or Seu Jorge [d or d]

‘Rhythm Is A Dancer’ by Snap [d]

‘Steal My Sunshine’ by Len [d]

‘Theme From An Imaginary Film’ by Blur [d]

‘Ugly’ by Fishbone [d]

‘Valerie’ by The Monkees [d]

‘WigWam’ by WigWam [d]

‘Xplosion’ by Outkast [d]

‘You’re The Best Around’ by Joe ‘Bean’ Esposito [d]

‘Zoo York’ by Paul Oakenfold [d]

I don’t ever want to leave Lily Allen town. If I stay a bit longer I bet I can be mayor AND comptroller!! You won’t wanna leave too when you d-lode a bunch of her bestness here [go 2 the bottom]. Thighly recommended: ‘LDN’ and ‘Knock Em Out’

Mark your calendars messiers: Get A Life screening + Q&A w/Chris Elliot & Adam Resnick, Thursday, May 25 @ NYC’s Cinema Village. Full deetz 4thcummin

Andre the Giant aint gots no love for love child. Apparently no PEANUTS FOR YOU girl!!

When Mr T and Ice T T-ed off

The somewhat slightly longer Jack White Coke ad, which may or may not have been nipped from this Nippon video thingie [ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ & Sucka Pantz]

Thigh Mizzle’s question for Sash-Co doesn’t make The Hearld, but did get asked

Our mos flavorite Danger Mouse project named after Mike Gminski’s former teammate gets interviewed by Bitchspork

Our mos flavorite competitive eating brother-in-law gets interviewed not once, but twice!

Tara Reid’s nipple, safe to slobber over again [NSFW]

Choose your poison: ‘Jolene’ by Olivia Newton John & Apollo Zero [d] OR ‘Everybody’s Talkin’ by Leonard Nimoy [d] [boths vis Bubby Blister]

Paulie Walnuts is nuts for Netflix

KJV BIBLE signed by President Bush himself, so far, ZERO bids

I think Andy Rooney kinda wants to bone Conan’s Finnish doppelganger

The Warriors OST

Padme touch me

Suck my Wang sucks

There aint enuff Jews to eat a bagel this large. Sadly there aint a lotta Jews period. Imagine if there were more. We’d have 51231774455 channels and everyone would want suck our lox

Wonder if Deb gave Ism a good rate

Wisestest law that was too stoopid to stand: The Metric Conversion Law, from ’75

LD‘s HJ Matz [Ny Mets]

Finestest Poor Man’s Version mt everest

Un-in-tent-shun-knoll hispanic section:

City of Scottsdale not likely to bite into Pink Taco [NOTW]

Muchas videos de la música [Senor Que?]

Although I was a lil shocked that muchas didn’t include the gayest, ‘Sex Over The Phone’ by the Village People, and the wurstest, ‘I Wanna Love You Tender’ by Armi & Danny [OK-rea & Monk from Onk]

Mexican Lobby Card Fiesta

Exiting el baño…

Hot Chicks with Douchebags [De La Roach]

The least d-loded Kiddie Record of the ’06: The Story of Little Black Sambo

Last thing you want to do yourself, in the comfort of yer own home: LASIK Surgery

The Death Star Home Theater, snatchurally wit THX sound system. THC-infused ideas not included [WWWang Computers]

She can’t see [NSFW]

And now a lil something for the ladies [NSFW]

And one for nobody [VERY NSFW]

And if it aint Ellison, tits…

[jay mohr]

*we don’t consider ourselves a gossip site, more like a flazzle John Stossel mustache riding depot of ass raping clowns from outer Kevin Spacey

The Sentinel
24 More Like 4
Trailer

There is only one audience for this movie: Jack Bauer fans. If you don’t know who JB is, u muss either be living in a vagina, donts read Tuesdays with PinkIsTheOldBlog, or juss plain hate people who serve maggots. Well, if you is one of those people, skip the rest of this blabble and beat-off to any of the Jennifer Ellison pics found on this .org. Now for you remaining Bauer power hourers, here’s the scoop deville: 24 is > than The Sentinel in all respects. 24 has more action, more helicopters, more Chloe, and more 80s movie stars than VH1’s primetime line-up. So what’s The Sentinel got goin for it if it can’t even improve on 24, let alone let Kiefer say ‘NOOOOOOOOOOOOWWW!’ at least 47.6times?? Not much, considering it’s a purty basic and straightforward thriller that’s one part In the Line of Fire, one part The Fugitive, and one part any adulterous Michael Douglas movie, with Eva Longwhoria and Kim Bassinger as the cherry and whipped cream on top. Hmmm, doesn’t sound so appealing, eh? Well, what if I told you that the president is played by none other than David Rasche, AKA SLEDGE HAMMER of TV’s Sledge Hammer!!?~?#!!?@! I know! Frogger amazin, innit (with all due respek to the single greatest Hollywood pres of balls thyme, Greg Itzin)? Actually, there’s little fault to find in this pur popcorn pleaser. It’s not the greatist thang, but it’s very far from bad. I juss don’t understand why they didn’t throw it in theaters right after 24‘s season ends, when the Bauerheads would be at their most parchednessness.

Recommended for those who like: Oleg Cassini‘s First Lady dresses, actors named Raynor Scheine, and Willard’s mom

Possible Porno Name: Sent A Ton of Jazz Down Yer Hole

Unsatisfied with this? Netflix Three Days of the Condor

Apt MPupil3: ‘Sledgehammer’ by Peter Gabriel, DUHVs [d]

What Goes Around Comes Around: Richard Burgi, sadly best know as Susan’s ex on Desperate Housewives, was the star of the tv show The Sentinel. Foddly enuff, he was also on the first season of 24, impersonating the father of the daughter who was also kidnapped with Cuthbest, who was… Kiefer Sutherland’s TV daughter. Don’t remember? Peep this very in-depth guide to R Burgs on 24. EfWhyEye, Michael Douglas has never worked with RB… YET

John Grisham’s Jizzum (aka Verdict): Despite it’s blazin blasénessness, I still gots to say Jeepers Worth A Peepers