Thighs Wide Shut

He did it! Raised 10K (with a lil $10.69 help from yers drooly) and got to got random with flip-hop’s mos flavorite midget MC, Lady Sovereign

[the night’s deetz & pics here]

+ ‘Sometimes I Rhyme Slow’ by Nice & Smooth [d]

Only Human
aka Seres Queridos
Love Is A Border Field
Trailer [that u shouldn’t watch]
Released in NY this Friday and elsewhere elsewhen

I guess this movie answers the not so age old question as to what happens when a nice Jewish girl brings her steady Palestinian b-friend home to meet the family. And the answer? Hilarity, by way of ensuing. Sure, I may be biased, cause I heart Jews more than Hebrew National, but you didn’t have to be Greek to dig the Fat Wedding (it’s the wurstest movie ever, but the Father + Windex bit gets me every time). And the catch, it takes place in SPAIN! Proving that wherever Jewish families live, neurosis is abound. And whatta family, with the atypical yachneh Jewish mother, recently Kosherfied younger brother, whorish belly-dancing sister with a precious kid of her own, and to top it off, the blind grandfather, who’s not afraid to cop a feel-around. But where’s abba (that’s ‘father’ in Hebrew, not AgnethaBjörnBennyAnni-Frid)? Oh, him? Well looks like our Palestinian guest, when trying to defrost some soup that juss so happened to slip outta the window, may or may not have killed papa! YOWZERS!! You can’t even imagine where it goes from there, but remember hillarity will ensue!!

Sure, my take on modern comedies may not be like yours (sorry, but Wedding Crashers AND 40-Year Old Virgin aren’t really that funny, you juss think they were cause yer only other choice at the theaters was White Chicks), but I’m sooo sick of cheap and easy (not counting how I like my women). We need more thoughtful and smart lil comedies like this mos fantabulous one that CHALLAH BACK to the good ole days!!!

Recommended for those who like: stock images that come with computers, pregnant 5 year-olds, and those who don’t roll on Shabbos

Possible Porno Name: Boning Hume Cronyn

Unsatisfied with this? Netflix the Jewish/Gentile masterpiece The Frisco Kid [trailer] or the indie film with every indie star ever (sans Lili Taylor), The Daytrippers [trailer]

Apt MPupil3: file under DUHVS, ‘(I’m Only) Human’ by The Human League [d]

IMDb Sweeney: not much fun to be found on the Db, but if yer looking for Guillermo Toledo, you have two choices in the northwestern Ohio area

John Grisham’s Jizzum (aka Verdict): Breast In Show

until next time, the balcony is clothed…

Borat!
The Movie!
The Trailer!

+ take a 2nd look at Borat in Cannes

Guess who rides my face and will soon be the face of Vera Wang? No, not Jazil, but said person, spank the lordidly, juss got a release date (8/25) for her Elisha Cuthsplurt über-hotslutness-fest, aka The Quiet. I advise anyone in the NYC area to not go and see it opening weekend as I will be buying every ticket and dropping my pants from scene one til kingdom cum

[mora]

I want Lucas gone for 4 Ever

They named the dog Indiana

I went to Indiana

Sometimes I wish I was both gay and famous. Cause cock slurpin or not, every XYer love boobies

Apparently Marvel wasn’t so amused by Ang Lee’s climax featuring Nick Notle as super-electro-blah-blah man either

The Kubrick screenings galore at Queens’ MOMI are nice and all, but who’s coming with me later this year to Ghent, Belgium for the world touring SK eggzibit?

Or how bout to London to see Jennifer Ellison‘s boobs as Roxie Tart in Chicago? Yes, she can sing, or at least she’s been known to, as her song ‘I Don’t Care’ [d | WMvid] kinda proves. But who needs to hear when all one needs to do is leer (and I aint talkin about ‘reading’ in Spanish. yo, and I aint talkin about ‘I’ either, yo!) At least she isn’t traipsing around town, dressed up as a boy wizard…

[mora]

What do David Bowie, Orlando Boo, Coldgayer Chris Martin, the real Harry Potter, Gandolf, Mrs Peel, and Stephen Fry all have in common? They is the latest fantabulous folks to enlist in Ricky G’s follow-up failure to the Office, Extras. Someone let me know when season two airs so I can cancel my HBO subscript

Rumor has it that if you beat the fork outta Dakota Fanning she’ll sing and dance like Elvis

Someone call Father Dowling or even the Coz cause wees got many Mike Skinner girl mysteries abound. I mean, who doesn’t wanna know who the ‘When You Wasn’t Famous’ girl is, or whomever Mrs ‘Fit But You Know It’ is be, since Mr St recently denied that Rachel Stevens waz the fittest who knew about it

Ziyi Zhang to make wangs pang in a live action Mulan?

Why are rock fans so stupid? GN’R UK Edition!

Zach Braff to get Mandy Moore all bombed and stoned, and shit

‘Mr. T is a good dude‘ [Alan J Pakula Shaker]

Carrie Porter loves to take advantage of tools and heads of radios

Welcome to Lily Allen (+ other musical fun) Central

‘Friday Night’ [d]
‘Friend of Mine’ [d]

[LA-HerSpace | MetroDis]

Flux Capacitor‘s got 2 tracks from Fiery Furnace brother Matt’s solo stazz. I’ve heard enuff to say that he should dump his sister on the side of the road, or wherever tits con-veen-yant for Alex K to pick her and her boots up

More Paris Hilton songs leak, luckily not complete versions. Is this a modern day Hanoi Hilton torture center? If so, John McCain and meself would like an early check out please

The coolest sdtrk no one’s ever heard of: All This and World War II, featuring Beatles covers by Peter Gabriel, Elton John, Rod Stewart, Keith Moon, and many mandy more. Be sure to try the Frank Valli ‘Day In A Life’ mp3 on for
size thighs

I’ve given up and given in to blog cent-say-shun Beirut. One twirl of ‘Mount Wroclai (Idle Days)’ [d] and you will be too

Enjoy the silence… er, or not!

Tell me you already discovered Party Ben‘s latest mash-up gem ‘Death Cab for Maddy’

And cause everyone loves mash-ups, or mashed potatoes if yer Sir Paul McSmartie [RetroSlice], here are two I’ve been Jaziling all over myself, spanks to P-Blister, which should be a daily visit for anyone with a thIghpod

Nicky T‘s ‘Crazy Wish’ [d]
Lenlow‘s ‘To The Taxmobile’ [d]

I think I’ll pass on the ’80s Puma Pedometers and try my hard-on-est to find these ’90s Apple Logo shoes given out to employees only

[A Tribe Called Viking Quest]

Where is Podunk?

My Pet DMV

Man steals 60 Blockbuster video games – in his pants [Hackerzz]

Jerry Lewis doing his bestest JFK sucking glass imitation

Garindan or Gonzo?

Picture Of The Day

Civil war may break out one day in Michigan over who has the WORLD’s largest cherry pie

the breatest Phriday Photochop that I could never ever create

At least you’re not this guy…

And while we ready ourselves for USA’s first World Cup contest at 11:55am EST, feast yer thighs on the mos perspiring lower third boob showingist Brittie, Keeley Hazell (makes my) nutz (hexplode)

[mora where u came from]

I love the future and I love heads, and I knows you do too! That’s why in honor of the Futureheads‘ new disc a droppin’ on Tuesday, News and Tributes, we’re giving away a pair of tickets to any of their shows listed below. Alls you gotta do is answer these two lil questions: which Streets song did the F’heads make an alternate version of AND who played Biff’s 3-D bespectacled pal in Back To the FUTURE? E Male us the answers and the show you wish to attend. One person will be chosen at random, and the rest will cry

JULY (w/Tapes N Tapes)
25th ˆ Philadelphia, PA ˆ Starlight Ballroom
26th ˆ Toronto, ONT ˆ Phoenix Theatre
27th ˆ Detroit, MI ˆ Magic Stick
28th ˆ Columbus, OH ˆ Newport Music Hall
30th ˆ Minneapolis, MN ˆ Varsity Theater

AUGUST
2nd ˆ Denver, CO ˆ Bluebird Theater
3rd ˆ Salt Lake City, UT ˆ Club Sound
4th ˆ Las Vegas, NV ˆ Jillians