Thighs Wide Shut

i think their setlist was something like…

something sorta OK Computerish
aprego
aragu
atreyu
16 + 1828993 = 5
constant cosmonaut
something from OK Computer
the moaning
the moaning continues
why do i not want to hear these new songs
i think this is my last radiohead concert
zzzzzzzzz

Who doesn’t love local ghetto commercials from the 80s? And if you lived in the greater metropolitan DC area, you were treated to some the breastest. While we still search the globe for the Citizen Kane of them all, the Jhoon Rhee ‘nobody bodder me’ one, YouTube has whet my whistle enuff with these fine babies, uploaded spankfully by jcz1978

Belmont TV

whatever you want
whatever it is
whatever you want
think!!!

Maaco

uh, oh, beware of men with
white headbands AND orange suspenders!!

Chesapeake Bay Seafood House

this is the most blatant case of fraudulent advertising
since my suit against the film, The Never-Ending Story

Tyson’s Toyota
featuring Jim Varney

before he got all campy

Popeyes Fried Chicken

this commerish probably started my path to heart attack city

Mr Ray’s Hair Weave

with additional hotness to be found on Johnny $’s Cents

btw, the Casablanca of local ghetto DC area commercials is the Theatervision one starring Skins hero Joe Jacoby. That one is still lost to the ages…

Wordplay
Get It, It’s A Play On Words, But It’s Not!
Trailer
Released in NYC this Friday and nationwide (is on your side) 6/23

Crossword puzzles? Who the flip wilson wastes time on dem thangs anymo when Count Suduko dominates the world’s free time? Apparently everyone, from your mother, to the milkman yer mother’s bonin, to Jonnie Stewart, to the Indigo Dykes (no fences, but thats what I’ve been calling them since elementary school), to Ken Burns, to even big Bubba himself! Yep, and they all heart the NYTimes‘ c’words above the rest. And their messiah? The NYTimes‘ c’word editor Will Shortz, who, at IU, became the world’s only degree holder in Enigmatology (and no, he doesn’t study how repoopulous Jim Carrey was in Batman Forever as the Riddler/Edward Nygma)! Shortz is also the founder of the American Crossword Puzzle Tournament (think an adult spelling bee), which basically is a once a year safehaven for braniac losers of our fine country to unite and out down and across each other. So of course before we can get to the tourney, we have meet the quirky playas and the people who make their day, the quirky puzzle makers. Sounds purty zzzzzzz inducing, I know, but any fan of crosswords will be kept awake. As for the illiterate haters? Stay de hell away from the theater and beat off to Halo 2 in yer parent’s basement. WORD em UP, yo!!

Recommended for those who like: RPI’s greek life, Connecticut Marriotts, and cursed Yankee pitchers

Possible Porno Name: Foreplay, Word BOOTY!

Unsatisfied with this? Netflix Cinemania [trailer] or pray the Game Show Network throws Wordplay a bone

Apt MPupil3: ‘Words’ by The Monkees [d]

IMDb Sweeney: crossworder Norman ‘Trip’ Payne was the 1st person to win 32K on the US shitdition of Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?

My Personal Flavorite Crossword Word: ‘OTTO’, as in, director Preminger/Mr Freeze

Remember WENN: we used to make Thighs Wide krossword puzzles? Y’all miss them or are you happy they said goodbye, like Tevin Campbell?

John Grisham’s Jizzum (aka Verdict): Jeepers Worth A Peepers

until next time, the balcony is clothed…

don’t you dare forgetti
György Ligeti

1923 – 2006

you know

‘oooooooooh aah ooooh’
from 2001 [d]

&

‘bummm, bummm, bummm, bummm, bummm, bummm’
from Eyes Wide Shut [d]