Thighs Wide Shut

Art School Confidential
Good or Bad? Too Clowes To Call!
Trailer

You means to tell me that this basic milk dud of a movie came from the same very minds (Zwigoff & Clowes, which would make for the wurstest monikered law firm) that brought us the mos delicious Ghost World? It would seem more apt if this came from the minds that brought us Good Burger, or better yet, Hamburger: The Motion Picture [trailer]!! It really isn’t a total Amtrak train wreck, or even as big a wreck as Amtrak’s financials, but we the Zwigclowesians eggspect more, not bore! And since the closest any of us ever got to an art school was Claire Fisher‘s misadventures in gayville, you’d figure we’d be treated with the ultimate insider’s view, given the filmmakers’ pedigree, but NOOOOOOOO, all we get are flimsy stereotypes that any one of us coulda conjured up. Am I watching Art School Confidential or am I watching a semi-smarter Van Wilder, that happens to co-star Malkovich and my boy of boys, Jimmy Broadbent? I’ll stop there before I drop a ref to Hot Dog… The Movie, but at least Sophia Myles’ breasts were displayed… for art’s sake

[Abs Sop My]

Possible Porno Name: Hard Tool Cons The Dental Dam

Unsatisfied with this? Netflix Real Genius [trailer]

Apt MPupil3: ‘I Can See For (Sophia) Miles’ by Boris Laborde [d from BL.com]

IMDb Sweeney: Finneus Egan played the ‘vegan’

John Grisham’s Jizzum (aka Verdict): Sum Merit But No Stinkin Badges

District B13
aka Banlieue 13
Gerry-Meandering
Trailer

Ahlot like the beyond mediocre-domed Ronin, cept the thumcredible car chase in the middle is replaced by a toecredible rooftop chase scene in the beginning. And the rest, Merde A La Puissance Treize [fish that babble, ya know you want to]!

Recommended for those who like: Luc Besson’s recent ‘writing’, Luc Besson’s recent ‘producing’, and the man who basically begat the Queen Lequeefah/Jimmy Buffoon debacle known as Taxi

Possible Porno Name: Dis Dick B 13 Inches

Unsatisfied with this? Netflix The Running Man [trailer]

Apt MPupil3: ‘Papa t’es plus dans l’coup’ by Ludivine Sagnier [d], cause I’d rather think of her, nekkid [NSFW], then think about anything else French, besides French’s mustard

IMDb Sweeney: HA! Cyril Raffaelli, who’s one of the ‘stars’, did uncredited stunts for… RONIN!

John Grisham’s Jizzum (aka Verdict): Very Little Merit But Plenty of Merde

until next time, the balcony is clothed…

James Stewart ‘Forced To Bed Hookers’

[32 невероятни vis Mets]

Nextest Big Horror Subgenre: processed food mascots

Sofia Coppola, gots papa’s last name and everyone else’s idears

SpottingTrains

March 2007 is a long time to wait for director Danny Boy-le‘s next joint, Sunshine, so why snot peek a sneak now! I dare u to try and not laff at the Chris Evans bits

The Trainspottingettes

Raymi’s BONER OF THE WEEK

Found: Raising Arizona‘s H.I. McDunnough?

the only time you’ll ever see a Wonketttetetzzz link on thighs [Lou Maller]

I need a simple solution, I need…

Charles Nagy-ing Reminders:

Bonnie Wright > Frank Lloyd Wright, but also = that’s just not wright

Sarah McLachlan saved DMC’s life and she also saves his cover of Ugly Kid Joe‘s ‘Cat’s In The Cradle’ [d]

Andy Rooney & Public Art, see it again, for the humpteenth thyme, truss me, tits wool-worth’s it

Puritan Blister

we knows the Encyclopedia Britannica kid [vid] had one weblog, but a second one, which is more NSFW than NSFW^{34127809032p4}? I always wondered where his mandibula was

Miguel Cabrera thinks he’s Kelly Leak

I’d still like to kiss Jessica Stein

Can’t help you there dept: Camilla Belle getting a foot message

the 6-pack holder, still America’s #1 animalphobe

Buy the Original Athena Tennis Girl Outfit

[yep, the Daddle]

Inflatable Chicken Protector

Hey Schjimi… Gimme a cheese with nuttin [El Grippe]

too hot

Game Over [vid]

The Pit of Carkoon [NSFW]

and it’s Wimbelodon (upon) thyme, YO! And besides INVASION, this can mean only one (more like three) things:

Game
Set
Snatch

[Keeley = mostly sweaty NSFW bestness]

Reverend Eric Camden
committed the wurstest
sin of them all:
¡exec-producericide!
on
Aaron F. Spelling

1923-2006

pee es – lass noche @ the Bowery B-Room, Keane kicked more major glass than Major Dad kicking Major Payne’s a$$! Megbot and I totally rocked out with my cock out like I was at a cock fight with John Holmes. Ms Mod and her mum were there and they are both so modern and so was The Music Snob, although he was pretty snobby and humping everyone’s leg in sight, and Fran Healy was there too and I told him that I loved him, and Zach Braff was there too, but I didn’t talk to him, but if I did I wouldn’t have told him that I loved him, and even the great Donald Faison was there and no one was phased on as much I was, cause I had my phaser set to FUN!

i didn’t bother bringing a camera cause i knew that The Mod Squad would