Thighs Wide Shut

Pat O’Brien madness muss never die
and we here at Thighs will make sure that it doesn’t
cause wees the Knights of the Grail

and our Grail is dem voice mails [wma]
(+ our world’s finestestist remix [d]
that shoulda been bigger than JibJab
but the world sucks
and turned it’s back on genius)

there are many great mysteries in our universe
like which came first
the McNugget or the Egg McMuffin
but none is more important to us
than the identity of Patty O’s lady ‘Betsy’
as in
‘Betsy’s so jealous‘ & snatch,
‘watch you and Betsy eat each other‘

so, it gives me great pleasure
to introduce 2 u the woman who gives POB great pleasure…
Betsy Stephens
and her blizog
BforBetsy.blogspot.com

look at me and say yes!!!!

and look at Pat’s Betsy Blog intro

and keep looking at her site
cause u never know what u may find

bi the gay, according to her Blogger Profile
one of her flavorite bands is ‘Narles Barkley‘

mucho spanks to my Hal Holbrook, DeepThrizz

Gnarls Barkley’s
‘Smiling Faces’ video

The Devil Wears Prada
Case Clothed
Trailer

In what amounts to nothing more than a female feature-length version of Entourage, which isn’t much of a stretch since it was helmed by David Frankel and stars his homeslice, the always bland, Vinnie Chase, The Devil Wears Prada is probably the mos enjoyable chick flick in years. Prada is as thin on exposition as the models it pimps: Girl heads to the big city with a big smile and gets thrown into an unknown world and quickly loses said smile, only to gain a different kind of smile, and in the end she most choose between smile version 2.0 and the one her journey started with. Luckily for us the smiley and mos perky Anne Hathaway was cast as the girl in question and not someone like Snooze Witherspoon. I mean, is there anything hottier than gettin a slice of both plain jane Hathaway, like in The Princess Diarrheas, and dirty slut ho-bag Hathaway, like in the mus splooge Havoc, for the price of one? Me spanks not. Thrown into the mix are her pointless friends and pointless boyfriend, once again, the pointless Vinnie Chase, who try their damndestest to keep her ye olde smile intact, while the real fun comes from the nasty peoples forcing that brand spankin new edish. Most of the credit falls on Streep’s very Oscar-worthy performance, as girl’s editrix boss from hell. Btw, the breastest thing about this movie finally getting released is that we no longer have to see the word ‘editrix’ in print… well, at least until the DVD reviews pour in. Anywho, while Streep is the heart of it all, one should not overlook newcomer Emily Blunt‘s work. If you peeped My Summer of Love you already know that there’s something special about Ms Blunt, but it took Prada to fully display her mos eggsalad acting chops and whip-smart comic timing. Remember her name. And remember, she’s probably not related to Corie

Possible Porno Name: The Devil Tears My Caca Hole

Unsatisfied with this? Netflix Working Girl [Trailer]

IMDb Sweeney/Apt MPupil3: Yes, James Naughton is werewolf in London David‘s older brother, and yes, they’ve both released albums. Give listenage to D Naughton’s ‘Makin’ It’ [d]

John Grisham’s Jizzum (aka Verdict): Jeepers Worth A Peepers

until next time the balcony is clothed… in PRADA