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Gwyllyn ‘Glenn’ Samuel Newton Ford
1916 – 2006
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Melody Jones
Jessica Rabbit
Harley Quinn
Betty Cooper
relay titted: Tony! Toni! Toné! Def (see bottom)
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Orbit‘s Sweet Mint & Lemon Lime flavahs
which basically ends any chance of me trying
Fruit Stripe Gum again
the Ziegfeld’s month shlong
bestness festness
Fiery Furnisher
Matthew Friedberger’s
solo double disc delight
that’s 1/2 brills
and 1/2 nil of brill
‘Up The River’ [d]
totally childish
totally gay
drinking glasses from eBay
for my new pad
TV’s Invasion on DVD
for those who never got their
William Fitchner ninehead fix
or JOed to the JOingedness
of Kari Matchett
Vanilla Frosties from Wendy’s
dat make up for not having a
Steak ‘n Shake nearby
Jack’s 99 Cent Store
for all yer ghetto needs
like Christ figurines
and bootleg treats
& although I don’t own these
u all should donate a dollar each
so I cans
adidas TRON shoes!!!!!!!
(& don’t sleep on the
Kermit, Ms Piggy, Mr Happy, & Betty Boop kicks either!)
dem kicks be so sweet that
Tom Wellington provided us
with this hot-arsed
midweek Photochop
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Mo images of Ms Beesley, other hotties, and a bit of ye ole nip slippery can be found on the Tastic
Lily Allen totally wants to munch on Mark Ronson’s choda
‘curvy’s when you’ve got a bit of weight all over, instead of having heavy tits‘. Girls, can’t we all juss get along share a bath?
it’s about Time, but they need to get a Life cause they didn’t contact yers drooly, who’s almost cooler than LL Cool Bean
props to Sam Champion, Gay Morning America’s newest man of weather
NFL Network & Time Warner, stop sucking yer own caks and start sucking mine. If you don’t wanna do that, then forkin give each other some HJs and give me the damn NFL Network already!!!
see, it’s not so hard to be Jackson Pollock
see, you’d be hard too like Jackson Pollack if you got to bang Jennifer Connelly in yer own biopic, or if you happen to be watching her purrrrrfect ya–yas hang out in Mulholland Falls [NSFW]
Zeptember 12th can’t come soon enuff
Arcade At The Movies, snatchurally including Maximilian Largo’s casino filled with nuttin but Centipede
Who invented the cocktail umbrella & and why?
related: I was a designated driver at Guns n’ Rosenthal’s wedding last nite and had a Shirley Temple for the first time in maybe 15 years. Either they aren’t as good as I remember or the bartender can’t make em for shit. (btw, that’s the real reason I didn’t catch the Emmys, although I was able to braid yer mum’s p-hair when I returned to NYC at 2:30am EST)
YTMND: N$gga Stole Pee Wee’s Bike
and although these are not my hot wheels, I sure would pimp them if they were. Hell, I’d even eat shrimp on em!
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mo quick hitz! The Lighthouse Bless you Robert Eggers. You know how to strike a mood, and give us the heebie jeebies. In making a movie about two Lighthouse keepers not keeping sane, you drove us insane, and made quite the pretty picture in the process. It felt like watching a full-length, b&w version […]
caught up on a lot of movies. no time to devote full diatribes – so quick hitz! Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker Skywalker works because it wasn’t The Last Jedi. You really screwed the pooch Rian Johnson. Can’t blame J.J. for trying to right/write the ship when he was handed a mess and […]
Uncut Gems Sterling, Sharp Official Site | Trailers & Mo R | 134 min This isn’t one of those Adam Sandler movies where he gets hit in the balls for laughs. It’s the kind where he gets his balls stomped on. YOU GO SANDLER!!! YOU GO GET YOUR BALLS STOMPED ON!!! Why don’t you go […]
The Irishman Unionfellas Official Site | Trailers & Mo R | 210 min There is MUCH to praise about Marty’s latest grand spicy meatball (unbelievable sets and costumes! DeNiro is best when he is quiet! Pacino is even bester when he’s loud! And dancing with women!!  Tommy The Tit IS the tits!! Lums!!! that’s what […]
Last Christmas Wham! Bam! Mostly No Thank You Ma’am? Official Site | Trailers & Mo PG-13 | 103 min For 18/19ths of this movie (which I brought an infant in a stroller to!!! BEST DAD EVER), I was like, this is worse than a Hallmark Christmas movie!!!! THERE’S NOT EVEN A SINGLE GAZEBO IN THIS […]
Star Wars is stagnant, but there is a new hope, if only they went down a path that looked more like this… Kalinka Fox
Brazilian models pose during the IZOD IndyCar World Championship Sao Paulo Indy 300 race, April 29, 2012
104 years was not nearly enough Olivia de Havilland for this world. we needed 208. miss you tons Olivia de Havilland. miss saying your name knowing that you were still with us. we will always and forever say your name, and in that way, you will always and forever be with us Olivia de Havilland […]
Being a father has given me so much. Although for the first few years of this incredible duty and journey, it robbed me of my once great passion of seeing movies. Alas, I pushed movie-going on my daughter about as early as I could, and now she’s beyond game to go, although we’re not quite […]
thighs wide is SIXTEEN years shut!!!!! (turned sweet 16 on March 8th!) I just don’t know how to quit me. do you? (note – each picture below is clickable and will take you to its own magical place) Daphne Zucchini Bread Do Believe The Hyphen Steve Carlton Fisk Orange Crushed You’ve Reached the Office of […]
we named the breastest movies of the beastest of the 2019 and now, for the only awards that matter… SEXtenth Anal Thighs Wide Movie Awards aka THE THIGHSMANS!!! _ Greatest Righting of A Wrong In A Movie Franchise EVER in The Rise of Skywalker when they like, hey Rose, want to join us on this […]
Seven 2019 Films That Were More Pitch Perfect Than Jerry Blevins! 1) Midsommar Something wicker man this way comes!!! 2) Ad Astra it space races your heart! 3) Joker apparently never posted a review here, but this will have to do the @jokermovie is easily the best Batman related movie ever made. come for the […]
there is nothing I look forward to more than compiling our annual goodbye to last year’s trends and hello to this year’s puns. The Washington Post is more professional at this sorta thing, but maybe you’re not into the whole brevity thing… OUT IN Adam Gase’s Gaze – Adam Driver, Driver – TikTok – […]
