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Jackass: Number Two

School of Hard Knoxville: Repeating Freshman Year
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The eggspectations are riding high with this second dose of dumbed-downed bestness, and the boys sure do not disappoint. What they don’t really do is bring anything bigger or better to the table than what we’ve already had shoved down our eyeholes in version 1.0. The only advancement the fellas throw up on the screen are the amount of guest stars (Three 6 Mafia, Dolphins DE Jason Taylor, Luke Wilson, etc) they could round up. And all that really does is reinforce how cool they are. Thought we already knew that. I’m sure the budget was a wee (man) bit bigger, but it seems they spent it all on their lil show stoppin numba at the end. I mean, at this point, we the people eggspect feet being sawed off or at least a trip to space for Steve-0 so he can beat off with moon rocks, but all we are served is juss more of the same. Maybe I’m a lil too desensitized to shocking things cause I used to work at a Japanese animated porn factory, but c’mon boys, try to at least wow us beyond belief. Now, I’m not complaining folks, cause I think they should release a Jackass movie every year, but I always eggspect the breast, every time I sit in a theater, even if it’s Step Up that I’m taking in, and Number 2 is not the breast. Anywho, u all will love it and should go see it NOW. Juss beware of the sketch involving a horse and its love juice. It sent a father and his son packing from the screening. And what was me personal flavorite bit? The ‘Switcheroo’ involving the Margera parental units

Unsatisfied with this?: DVR like the wind Spike TV‘s mos brills import MXC

Apt MPupil3: ‘Johnny Weir, Are You Queer’ by Josie Cotton vs Ultranow [d via the NSFW Ultranow]

John Grisham’s Jizzum (aka Verdict): Jeepers Worth A Peepers

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ShoFar From Heaven


GO MEMBERS OF THE TRIBE, WHO’LL BE PARTYING LIKE IT’S 5767!

Previously on the OC: And We’ll Party Like It’s 5765!

and, meet Little Mister Sunshine


[Gulf of Sonkin]

pee es – does anyone speak Norwayanese?

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I Want My Fap TV

Kate Moss and a pole
from The Stripes’ ‘I Don’t Know What To Do With Myself’ vid

Christina Amphlett’s cleavage line
from The Divinyls ‘I Touch Myself’ vid

Jen Ellison’s creamy thighs that I could build a kingdom on
from her ‘Bye Bye Boy’ vid

the stripper’s plastic boobage
from Prodigy’s ‘Smack My Bitch Up’ vid

Charlotte Church’s floppy jalopies’ a jiggilin
from her ‘Call My Name’ vid

the gaggles of nighties
from J Geils Band’s ‘Centerfold’ vid

the easy riderette
from Whitesnake’s ‘Here I Go Again’ vid

that bizatch getting wetty wetty in the bath
from George Michael’s ‘Freedom 90’

another bathtub baby
from the Cars’ ‘You Might Think’ vid

the ten zillion a$$es a shakin
from Sir Mix-A-Lot’s ‘Baby Got Back’ vid

Sara Lee
from Warrant’s ‘Cherry Pie’ vid

that super dirty heroined-out chick
from Michael Penn’s ‘No Myth’ vid

the teacher’s whose ass I would attend everyday
from Van Halen’s ‘Hot For Teacher’ vid

Mariah roller bladin in short denim
from her ‘Fantasy’ vid

Janie running away from the pain
from Aerosmith’s ‘Janie’s Got A Gun’ vid

Janet putting her hands betwixt her crotch & bendin fwd
from her ‘Love Will Never Do (Without You)’ vid

the whores & the shoestress who they turn into a whore
from ZZ Top’s ‘Legs’ vid

the girl who can’t get enuff sax
from Wreckx-N-Effect’s ‘Rump Shaker’ vid

the Twizzler lipped ho-bags
from Robert Palmer’s ‘Addicted to Love’ vid

the clouds, the topless bittie, and Chris Isaak’s hair
from his ‘Wicked Game’ video

the good girl who made it ok to go free ballin
from Tom Petty’s ‘Free Fallin’ vid

Stephanie Seymour, the world’s mos JOingiest bride
from GNR’s ‘November Rain’ vid

pigtails and private school threads
from Shitney’s ‘Baby One More Time’ vid

the poisonous ones
from Bell Biv DeVoe’s ‘Poison’ vid

Samantha Fox
from her ‘I Wanna Have Some Fun’ vid

the floor crawlin’ jailbait neighbor
from Billy Idol’s ‘Cradle of Love’ vid

pre-Lohag Lohan
from her ‘Rumors’ vid

the horny ones
from 2 Live Crew’s ‘Me So Horny’ vid

wet 8 year-old faux lesbians
from t.A.T.u’s ‘All The Things She Said’

& me personal flav

Madonna’s see-thru yammy yams
from her ‘Vogue’ vid

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Taking It In The CANnoli

Before he waz slurpin down Johnny Cakes left and right, Joe Gannascoli, aka Vito Spatafore, was slurpin down other tasty treats as the ‘Bakery Customer’ in ‘The Legend of Tennessee Moltisanti‘, an episode from the first season of The Sopranos. I think he totally hearted Christopher almost as much as he hearted all u can eat buffets.


relay-tited: Vito takes you on The Sopranos location tour AND (unofficial) Johnny Cake tees

why all this Vito shaz and razmatazz? cause he’s the mos underrated fictional thing since Mayor McCheese, and they both need all the interweb love theys can gets

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5 Words That Are More Painful Than The Pit of Despair

Louie Anderson on Hollywood Squares


and could someone peas cluedo me in on how the fork Tom Bergeron magically inserted John Davidson‘s voice into his own thrizz? Sweat jeebus, I swears, they is have the same voice. SWEARS! BiTheGay, I didn’t realize that ‘swears’ is ‘Sears’ w/a ‘w’, but with much less Kenmore appliances available for sale.

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