Thighs Wide Shut

Peace Le Fork Out
2
the man who I once saw
smoke a stogey
at the country club
where I worked at the snack bar
and ate my weight in
chicken fingers
frozen candy bars
and Slush Puppies

1917 – 2006

a Bruno flick will complete the Sasha Baron Cohen character trilogy. But then what? More lame Hollywood garbage with the Frat Pack? Until then, remember the good olde thymes: Pastor Quinn, gay converter AND Spring Break in Daytona

t.A.T.u.: THE MOVIE, which is ‘about two girls that meet at one of our gigs and have a romantic story. The movie is also about their emotions, about their feelings‘, and was written by a deputy of the Russian Parliament (!?!?!)

Veronica re-teams with Heathers helmer

looks like my summers to cum may be filled with more Lou Mal’s than I can handle

but Ivanka Master has such a better ring to it

Andy Rooney, lover of cities that start with ‘T’, and probably a lover of Depends

Keeley Hazell: made ForHim2Masturbate [NSFW]

a site to keep an eye AND a thigh on: A Bikini Life, wit today’s post featuring everyone’s mos flavorite dumpling, Miwa Oshiro

Original Poster Artwork by the Organization of Solidarity of the People of Asia, Africa & Latin America [Tina Turner of Tables]

Jek Porkins And Ponda Baba: Haunted House Candy Hunt!

man, yer brother totally reeks of upyo

while you try and figure out why the short-lived Alex Trebek MCed game show Double Dare (no, not the one with the human hamster wheel) had the same eggzact theme song as Card Sharks (Jim Perry is lord), marvel at Sean and Mackenzie Astin goin bananananananas in I’m Telling‘s Pick-A-Prize Arcade!!

The Bridge
A Troubled Bridge Over Water
Trailer

The Golden Gate bridge is not only a thang of unheralded man-made beauty, but also the most popular destination for suicide in our world. The bridge’s odd ying-yang personality prompted filmmakers Eric Steel and Raymond Wood to roll 2 separate cameras for every day of 2004. They ended up capturing almost all of the 2 dozen deaths, and the failed attempts as well. And while we get a lot of insight into why some of these unhappy folk did what they did, thru endless interviews with their family and friends or in the one case, a survivor(!), we also get to see the plunges firsthand. That may sound about as delightful as watching all four Faces of Death back to back, but I guarantee that you too will experience the mos uncomfortable thrill of watching these people end their lives, with no big splatters, blood, or guts anywhere in sight. A week’s gone by, but I haven’t been able to shake this doc from my mind. For a very private moment in someone’s life, I got to take a peep in. Seems a bit unfair, but isn’t the whole point of cinema voyeurism?

Unsatisfied with this?: Netflix Hitch’s SF set tale Vertigo [trailer]

IMDb Sweeney: co-director Steel produced the random trio of Angela’s Ashes, Bringing Out the Dead, and the Samuel L versh of Shaft

Apt MPupil3: I know this is wiggida wiggida wack, but Kriss Kross’ ‘Jump‘ [d]

John Grisham’s Jizzum (aka Verdict): Breast In Show

The Bridge opens this Friday in NYC, LA, Chi-town, and snatch, SanFran

until next thyme, the balcony is clothed…

schlappy 5th B-day to PTI, arguably the greatest sports TV show since 1959’s Home Run Derby, which is greatly lackin in internets love

Damon Albarn and co debuted their latest project The Good, The Bad, & The Queen in a tiny lil pub. Peep this clip of them performing, with Albarn off screen, ‘Herculean’ [d]

given listenage to 4 of the hot new tracks from The Who’s Endless Wire disc, their first release since 1982!! I don’t think I ever gottsen around to writing up a review for their show that I saw at MSG last month, but sirprizing lee the new tunes bode millered well against their back catalog

George McFly, the Retrocrush Interview

my girl Garvey looks mighty groovy dolled up in 06’s hottiest H’ween costume

[+ Pinder’s December UK Maxim pics]

Fast Food Nation screenings for sum

The Simpsons Treehouse of Horror I-XVI

How did popcorn become a popular snack at movie theaters?

Marion Barry drops the white balls for the yellow ones [Steiner]

bestest blog name since Double Dumb A$$ On You: Rich Kotite Banged Your Mom (peep their ‘Jerseys To Avoid‘ ditty) [Hisconsin]

the return of NSFW YTMD fun: The Neverending Ass [Roll Left Co]

and the Borat flick (watch the first 4 minutes of it IF u muss) pree-shmeared in LA LA land last nite complete with all the Kazak trimmins one would eggspect. So for the man behind the mustache, the real question is what’s next? Apparently more of the same, but with 99 purr scent less fermented horse urine and pubis hair. And you didn’t axe for them, (dave) butz yer shirley gonna get em… even mo deleted Borat scenes!!!