Tobacco Road Scholar
20. Feb, 2007 
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North Cak-a-laka, I’ve returns
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for your gherkins, some jerkin, and (I wish) Joanna Kerns
apparently nothing comes for free
even in this land of northern Dixie
for Big Ben‘s nuptials
everyone was on hand
Hofnads, E Tata, Mule-Her, Mc Ted
and flubvs course, Marv, my main man
anyone who’s everyone knows
Bojangles aint no Popeyes
but after downin 16372 of dem yumcredible biscuit sangwiches
I’d allow it again and again to all go straight to my thighs
had me some shakes at the Steak
& the Cook Out that were mad fine
but at the end of the day I shall sing the praises of Cheerwine
the only thing that was a whisperin’
were dem smelly farts dat my a$$ was emittin’
all the NCers seem to be free from ‘tude
which probably has nothing to do with why
their menus are as greasy as the food
while I’m not a huge fan of vinegar based BBQ sauce
this plate was heaven and I was a hog, Boss!
