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Hell or High Water Bank Shot Official Site | Trailer & Mo R | 102 min Cops!  Robbers!  Cowboys!  Injuns!  Texas!  Dust!  MUSTaches!!!!!!!!!  Captain Kirk with one particularly MUST must MUSTache!!  That crazy actor dude who was banging Sean Penn’s ex-wife playing crazy, and wily, and crazy wily!!  (I mean, can he play anything else?  would you want […]

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Bridget Jones’s Baby Meet The Parents Official Site | Trailer & Mo R | 123 min I was expecting nothing from the movie where Bridget Jones is expecting, mainly cause the trailer was so so so so awful Awful AWFULLLLLLLLL!!  It looked like a dreadful TV comedy of errors, and cheerie-o, pip-pip cheekiness, and thankfully, this third […]

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Sully Winging It Official Site | Trailer & Mo PG-13 | 96 min You know the story – a plane is in mad flying trouble and a mild-mannered pilot with an awesome white mustache lands the plane in the Hudson River with zero casualties.  IT’S THE MIRACLE ON THE HUDSON!!!  (like Moscow Over The Hudson, but less Russian, but […]

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The Light Between Oceans The Shore Thing Official Site | Trailer & Mo PG-13 | 132 min The summer bummers of moviedom is officially over, and the season of actual good movies is upon us, and what a way to kick the season off with Derek Cianfrance‘s The Light Between Oceans! WWI is over and shell-shocked survivor Michael Fassbender is looking for […]

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Groupon is great!  It makes things that you want to do and see and eat cheaper!  This past weekend, I used 4 of dems and what a weekend it was… Indignation Trying The Old College That Doesn’t Want To Give Official Site | Trailer R | 110 min Didn’t realize good ole Philip Roth released a book […]

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Hell or High Water Bank Shot Official Site | Trailer & Mo R | 102 min Cops!  Robbers!  Cowboys!  Injuns!  Texas!  Dust!  MUSTaches!!!!!!!!!  Captain Kirk with one particularly MUST must MUSTache!!  That crazy actor dude who was banging Sean Penn’s ex-wife playing crazy, and wily, and crazy wily!!  (I mean, can he play anything else?  would you want […]

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Bridget Jones’s Baby Meet The Parents Official Site | Trailer & Mo R | 123 min I was expecting nothing from the movie where Bridget Jones is expecting, mainly cause the trailer was so so so so awful Awful AWFULLLLLLLLL!!  It looked like a dreadful TV comedy of errors, and cheerie-o, pip-pip cheekiness, and thankfully, this third […]

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this was an actual company name and a product they sold, and the Buxom lady’s trademark was filed on December 27, 1943, meaning people loved double entendre boob jokes back in the 40s.  bless those peoples!! here’s some more great crate art from the filthy fine folks of F.H. Hogue Co., although sadly not as double entendrey as ‘Buxom Melons’.  what, was […]

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Tony Romo’s broken, but our Annual NFL Pee View aint.  here we go… NFC The Giants should easily win the NFC East, right?  Ben McAdoo?  More like Ben McAdon’t!  They say he looks like some dude on South Park (a show I haven’t watched since season 1), but I think he looks like a bullsh!t version of Begbie from Trainspotting. […]

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Lucy Pinder still has it, even in 2017, a year that hasn’t even happened yet!