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February 5th, 2014

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Nebraska
June Squibb June Squibb June Squibb June Squibb June Squibb
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R | 115 min

Oh June Squibb. You totally June Squibbed the squibb june out of that June Squibb performance you done did June Squibb!! June Squibb June Squibb June Squibb June … Read the rest

January 21st, 2014

Love Bytes

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Her
OS Oh Yes!
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R | 119 min

Spike Jonze is so fcuking creative. Maybe he needs lotsa time to be so fcuking creative. And if so, is that why he’s only made four movies since 1999? And if that so is so, so … Read the rest

January 8th, 2014

The Great Gaspy

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The Wolf of Wall Street
The Mighty Jordan Belfortification
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R | 179 min

Marty Scorsese made Goodfellas, arguably one of the greatest films ever made (I say even better than The Godfathers!), then directed a bunch of other stuff that wasn’t as … Read the rest

January 3rd, 2014

Arkenstoned

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The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug
A Barrel of Halves
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PG-13 | 161 min

OMG, The Hobbit is back, yo!! And this time we aint letting our eyes watch none of that 48888 frames per second junk. And we didn’t! 24fps baby, all the … Read the rest

Gracie Gold is an American dream come true

she’s like a cuter, younger Jennie Garth

with teef to die for AND FIVE!!!

man do we wish we were her arms!!!

and man do we wish she was grabbing OUR pole!!

and frolicking in our white stuff!!

go US-AND-A! AND GG!!… Read the rest

December 30th, 2013

Donna Martin Coagulates

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**and the scariest magazine photo that I’ve ever did done seen remains this David LaChapelle pic of Tori Spelling from the September 1993 issue of Details Magazine**

and apparently Tori agrees…

LaChapelle pushes his celebrity subjects into caricaturing their carefully tended images. The results range from stunning to grotesque. Tori

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Judi Den10th Anal Thighs Wide Movie Awards

aka

THE THIGHSMANS!!!

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The Death To Smoochy Würstest Picture AND The Gus van Sant Most Pretentious Pig Sh!t Film of the Year!!!!!… Read the rest

January 31st, 2014

Thighs Wide Movies 2013

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2013 was a pretty weak year for movies, but life outside of the theater trumped life inside of it (I met the love of my life! and it’s a woman! so I’m not gay!). anywho, some movies were still better than garbage, and they is…

The Thirsteen Thirteen

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January 1st, 2014

This Is List – 2014

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you know the drill - The Washington Post does it, we does its three, better or worser or perhaps even worse. anywho, 2014 is so gonna be our year

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OUT	IN
Selfies -	Shelfies -
*Room 237* -	Room 238 -
Harlem Shake -	Bronx Malt -
Despising Ben

December 28th, 2013

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Gracie Gold is an American dream come true

she’s like a cuter, younger Jennie Garth

with teef to die for AND FIVE!!!

man do we wish we were her arms!!!

and man do we wish she was grabbing OUR pole!!

and frolicking in our white stuff!!

go US-AND-A! AND GG!!… Read the rest

and the scariest magazine photo that I’ve ever did done seen remains this David LaChapelle pic of Tori Spelling from the September 1993 issue of Details Magazine

NSFW, praise jesuses… Read the rest

Judi Den10th Anal Thighs Wide Movie Awards

THE THIGHSMANS!!!

_

The Death To Smoochy Würstest Picture AND The Gus van Sant Most Pretentious Pig Sh!t Film of the Year!!!!!… Read the rest

The Thirsteen Thirteen

OUT

IN

Al-bums Sharp-tons!!!

Album of the year / their career

Lady minus Tron = IT IS SO FCUKING ON!!!

Soundtrack … Read the rest

**and the scariest magazine photo that I’ve ever did done seen remains this David LaChapelle pic of Tori Spelling from the September 1993 issue of Details Magazine**

Lady minus Tron =
IT IS SO FCUKING ON!!!