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A Quiet Place Shush, Money Official Site | Trailers & Mo PG-13 | 90 min Imagine if Jim Halpert took over Schrute Farms, and instead of being so cocky and talky, he had to keep silent (CAUSE LIKE ALIEN BUG THINGS HATE NOISE AND WILL KILL THINGS THAT MAKE NOISE!), and be in a movie you’d […]
Ready Player One Props Culture Official Site | Trailers & Mo PG-13 | 140 min At the close of last year, I bemoaned that The Post was material not worthy of Spielberg’s talents. He’s a great history teacher, but I prefer him as a science(-fiction) professor. Take his Lincoln, his Bore Horse, his Bridge of Thighs (two […]
The Death of Stalin Gimme Some Pravda Official Site | Trailers & Mo R | 107 min A movie about Stalin’s death and the power struggle to succeed him that immediately followed, in the quick-witted, biting hands of Armando Iannucci (Veep, In the Loop), with a cast of such funny bone ribbers like Steve Buscemi, Jeffrey Tambor and Michael Palin (nice name there […]
Winchester Rifling & Stifling Official Site | Trailers & Mo PG-13 | 99 min A long time ago, I was a giant fan of the A&E show – America’s Castles. One particular episode about ‘California Dreamers’ introduced me to a house that I never ever wanted to call home, but literally haunted me by just knowing about it. […]
Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri Ad Diction Official Site | Trailers & Mo R | 115 min I was like – no way do I want to sit thru a movie where Frances McDormand is making endlessly farty frowny faces and Sam Rockwell is acting his usual fool self to the displeasure of a farty frowned McDormand. GOOD THING […]
best Ready Player One Easter egg? the uncredited*, undeniably adorable Kiera Bell *damn you Spielberg, for cutting her from the film!!
we named the breastest movies of the beastest of the 2017 and now, for the only awards that matter… Fourteenthial Anal Thighs Wide Movie Awards aka THE THIGHSMANS!!! _ Thing In A Movie That Pissed Me Off More Than Urinating In and/or On My Own Pants trying to make Rose from Star Wars The Last Jedi a […]
Ten 2017 Movies That Rose Higher Than Rose From The Last Jedi – 1) Loving Vincent LOVE doesn’t even begin to describe how I feel about this waking life walk thru van Gogh’s paintings. this is one for the ages!! – 2) The Lost City of Z more of an Indiana Jones movie than Kingdom […]
2017 in TV was Tele-LICIOUS. somehow I still haven’t seen the new Twin Peaks, which is a miracle and a tragedy as the original is my favorite TV show of all time, but I’ll get to it in 2018, I promise – myself! anywho, here’s all the other stuff from TV that made my heart […]
2017 was a Donald Dump of a year filled with lies, and not enough fries, and too many pregnant Kardashians, and WAY too many asshole men with their grubby hands, but 2018 is gonna be nuttin but peaches and roses and Flonase®. I promise! The Washington Post does a list thing, and we do too, cause if Star […]
we have no children, but we did give birth to this site 13 years ago today. it’s getting Barf Fcuking Mitzvahed. bozzle tov! here’s the highlights in posties with the mosties from this past year in Thighs… World’s Largest Ball Player – 450lbs!!!!! Wish I Was There guessing the Twin Peaks 2017 characters SUPER DICKMANN’S!!! ‘I’m […]
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