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The Rooney Rules

Andy Rooney and we are the same person

I like the month of January better than July because if I’m cold I can put on another piece of clothing, but in the summer, if it’s hot, there’s just so much I can take off.  I like vanilla better than chocolate,  football better than baseball, the color green better than blue, women in skirts better than in pants, non-fiction better than fiction, and New York better than Los Angeles. I don’t object to cutting my fingernails, but I hate cutting my toenails.

from his article: I Prefer My Preferences


Still Tons of Fun @ 91


There’s an awful lot of nonsense in this world. I’m not shy about expressing a dislike when I feel it. If that’s grumpy, then I am. I think too many people try too hard to be likable.‘ –Rooney

previously on Andy’s day-b:
Crusty, Musty, Yet Never Rusty @ Playhouse 90
Bangin Amanda Bynes @ Age 89s
Still Gr8 @ 88
Spank Heaven For Age 87
Still A Prick @ 86

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Single-Mullet Theory

it aint no Col Mustard

but meth-less Andre Aggasi (planned ages before his revelation)

was still game, set, snatch!

nice to see that Ron Weasley has good taste, but Tony Kornheiser’s Childress costume takes the prize

Halloween sluts 2009, NY edition

Andy Rooney and wees share a lot of hate, hispecially for that shoe bomber dude who ruined everything

told you Clay Zavada would win ‘stache of the year by a hair

smelly armpits > Bumpits


Jamie Graham is making us cracker [NSFW]

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Vicki Lawrence of A Labia

crossover that should have never been crossed

and was over before it ever began

Jeopardy! meets Mama’s Family

someone please eggggsplain to us how Mama’s Family was a real show that people actually liked to watch, that was canceled by NBC after one season, then got resurrected, like Jesus and Lazarus and Crystal Pepsi, and lived fo four mo years in syndicated televisionland?? and despite how awful falafel we knews it to be, we still somehow watched over 30 episodes???? what’s up with that sh%t???? maybe it was the only thing on the telly while we waited, drool in hand and mouth and foot in mouth, for the latest episode of The New Gidget to air. THE NEW GIDGET!!!! boy o boyrdee did we wannnna catch a ride on Caryn Richman‘s wave!!!! total 80s MILF radness!!!!!

Lawrence Of A Labia

An e-mail has all the charm of a freight train
Andy Rooney

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