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12. Apr, 2018 
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A Quiet Place
Shush, Money
Official Site | Trailers & Mo
PG-13 | 90 min
Imagine if Jim Halpert took over Schrute Farms, and instead of being so cocky and talky, he had to keep silent (CAUSE LIKE ALIEN BUG THINGS HATE NOISE AND WILL KILL THINGS THAT MAKE NOISE!), and be in a movie you’d expect M. Night Shyamalan to make – and that is what A Quiet Place is!!
Never did I expect a movie directed/co-written/starring John Krasinski to be THIS good. His directorial debut left much to be desired. Never saw his follow-up, cause I never thought much of his non-Jim talents. BOY WAS I WRONG. I’m sure you were/will be too!Â
JIM!!! FROM THE OFFICE!!!! AND HIS REAL LIFE WIFE (Emily Blunt) PLAYS HIS WIFE!! AND THEIR TWO KIDS (who aren’t their real kids) ARE INCREDIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG Millicent Simmonds and Noah Jupe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND THAT FARM!!! Â
MAD BEETS CORN!!!
Verdictgo: Breast In Show
A Quiet Place can be found at a theater near jews and white nationalists
and until next thyme the balcony is clothed…
