Thighs Wide Shut » Food & Drink http://www.thighswideshut.org Tue, 18 Jun 2013 18:20:11 +0000 en-US hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.5.1 Can Buy Me Love http://www.thighswideshut.org/2013/06/can-buy-me-love/ http://www.thighswideshut.org/2013/06/can-buy-me-love/#comments Fri, 14 Jun 2013 14:49:43 +0000 Thighmaster http://www.thighswideshut.org/?p=19241

wait, Howard Johnson’s made soda????

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The People You Meet at McDonald’s

by Nolan Conway… Read the rest

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]]> http://www.thighswideshut.org/2013/06/food-folks-fun/feed/ 0 Deez Utz http://www.thighswideshut.org/2013/05/deez-utz/ http://www.thighswideshut.org/2013/05/deez-utz/#comments Wed, 29 May 2013 15:49:49 +0000 Thighmaster http://www.thighswideshut.org/?p=19170

spent a lovely weekend away in the Pennsylvania country with my (b)Abe

hit up Gettysburg which is far from Ghettosburg

he shot, we four-scored!

this takes a lot of balls, cannonballz!

can’t explain it, but there waz something in the air that juss made us free of care and made us … Read the rest

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San Frandisco – easily America’s greatest non-ranch farts city

if you’ve never been, you might as well leave for Uranus, and orbit your own anus

I mean, where else you gonna see this sight???

ALCATRAZ!!!

bars none, one of the illest places to visit

it water TOWERS over all … Read the rest

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Blah Men? Game of Snoozes? yer watching the wrong TV shows…

WHY AREN’T YOU WATCHING BEATING OFF TO THE CLIENT LIST??????????????

where you can have your cake and have it smeared on your chest too

[gifs via]… Read the rest

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]]> http://www.thighswideshut.org/2013/04/pies-wide-sluts/feed/ 0 #1 In Everything, Especially Taste In Food!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! http://www.thighswideshut.org/2013/03/1-in-everything-especially-taste-in-food/ http://www.thighswideshut.org/2013/03/1-in-everything-especially-taste-in-food/#comments Thu, 07 Mar 2013 19:40:09 +0000 Thighmaster http://www.thighswideshut.org/?p=18815

from the Oakland Tribune, November 26, 1933

oooh, need to try me some butterscotch pie, carrot pudding & oysters covered in bacon!!!

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]]> http://www.thighswideshut.org/2013/03/1-in-everything-especially-taste-in-food/feed/ 1 Starting Pitchers http://www.thighswideshut.org/2013/02/starting-pitchers/ http://www.thighswideshut.org/2013/02/starting-pitchers/#comments Thu, 21 Feb 2013 15:27:10 +0000 Thighmaster http://www.thighswideshut.org/?p=18753

Kool-Aid Man officially became an man in 1975

and before he was Kool-Aid Man, he lived life as Pitcher Man, created in 1954 by Marvin Potts

but in 1994, the powers that be was all like, NO MORE REAL LIFE/LIVE-ACTION KOOL-AID MAN!!  he will only be a garbage CGI Kool-Aid Man … Read the rest

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WAIT, THERE WERE 2pm NFL GAMES???????????????

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another year passes
another year of gas passing
college still stays the same
but we get olders
but not wisers

man, are we really old


but man, them young chix these days be wearing like nothing more than a bra and nothing

-

Indiana, home to the whitest people you … Read the rest

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]]> http://www.thighswideshut.org/2013/01/thighwalker-ranch-farts/feed/ 0 Styrofoaming At The Mouth II http://www.thighswideshut.org/2012/12/styrofoaming-at-the-mouth-ii/ http://www.thighswideshut.org/2012/12/styrofoaming-at-the-mouth-ii/#comments Tue, 04 Dec 2012 14:50:53 +0000 Thighmaster http://www.thighswideshut.org/?p=18324

Styrofoaming At The Mouth I… Read the rest

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